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The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread
« on: August 23, 2011, 02:23:49 am »
There is something spinning in the Atlantic.

Her name is Irene.

I fucking DARE YOU.
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Re: Dear Rain Goddess,
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 02:55:35 am »
Looks like she's projected to ground in the Carolinas, unless something drastic shifts.
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Re: Dear Rain Goddess,
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 03:28:52 am »
It's called the Gulf Stream. I wouldn't call it a Carolinacane until it's parallel with the Bahamas. If the water off of Bermuda is warm enough to spawn 1 flaggers, it can sustain a good sized storm right up Narragansett Bay.

BRING IT, GODDAMNIT.


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Re: Dear Rain Goddess,
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2011, 04:10:03 am »
Oh ho! I shouldn't have opened my mouf.
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Re: Dear Rain Goddess,
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2011, 04:27:09 am »
PLEASE SEND THAT BITCH TO TEXAS IT'S BEEN TRIPLE DIGITS SINCE MARCH OR SOME SHIT I DON'T CARE IF MY ROOF TEARS OFF THIS IS A FUCKING RENTAL ANYWAY NEED WIND AND RAIN OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA AAAAAAAAAASES
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Re: Dear Rain Goddess,
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2011, 10:55:28 am »
PLEASE SEND THAT BITCH TO TEXAS IT'S BEEN TRIPLE DIGITS SINCE MARCH OR SOME SHIT I DON'T CARE IF MY ROOF TEARS OFF THIS IS A FUCKING RENTAL ANYWAY NEED WIND AND RAIN OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA AAAAAAAAAASES

You can have my share.
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Re: Dear Rain Goddess,
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2011, 03:03:31 pm »
I'm so glad I went grocery shopping!

However, I don't plan on sticking around this apartment for very long if it sticks with being a direct hit. Tropical storm force winds can still take a patched roof off, and the last direct hit we had, Hanna, made the Monastery sway violently, again, just as a 1-flagger. So I'll talk to Herbert about coming to get my computer out of here, because I can't afford to lose it. My fabric will get tarped up before I evac.

This obviously means it's time to evacuate to lower-ground for the usual hurricane shenanigans. Janelle the Canuckistani has NEVER SEEN A STORM. So, even if it's the usual fly by, I'm taking her to Pt. Judith to watch it roll in on Sunday, and hopefully we can catch the hurricane barrier close too.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2011, 03:19:10 am »
Jim Cantore is in Providence.

I need to not want to go and hump his leg.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2011, 05:14:46 am »
If it hits the carolina coast I'm going to be sorely dissapointed. Because I was down there, just a month ago!
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Re: Dear Rain Goddess,
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2011, 06:59:20 am »
PLEASE SEND THAT BITCH TO TEXAS IT'S BEEN TRIPLE DIGITS SINCE MARCH OR SOME SHIT I DON'T CARE IF MY ROOF TEARS OFF THIS IS A FUCKING RENTAL ANYWAY NEED WIND AND RAIN OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA AAAAAAAAAASES

yes, this, there very well may be a hurricane of sweat, over on this end of things.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2011, 01:18:06 pm »
If it hits the carolina coast I'm going to be sorely dissapointed. Because I was down there, just a month ago!

Stephanie Abrams is there.

Hurricanes only hit where Abrams and Cantore are. I'm getting excited.  :fap: :fap: :fap:
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2011, 01:31:00 pm »
Outer Banks are now officially under a watch. They are starting to move the track. Forecast model is following Gloria 1985.

3 day cone.

5 day cone.

She's slowing down, too. Which, btw, is not always a good thing.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2011, 01:43:34 pm »
 :argh!:

Hurricane's always give the finger to NoFlorida and head to the Carolina's

I actually like a good hurricane.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2011, 01:48:06 pm »
Well, J-Ville doesn't exact stick out into the Atlantic with a big "HIT ME" sign like the Outer Banks do.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2011, 03:18:58 pm »
I hope it doesn't hit Boston til Monday morning.
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