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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #90 on: August 28, 2011, 05:40:31 am »
Fucking MBTA. They're shutting service down at 8 am.  :argh!:
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #91 on: August 28, 2011, 06:04:39 am »
Be safe, people.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #92 on: August 28, 2011, 11:45:52 am »
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 05:09:42 am
Heard 1000 Indiana Guardsmen are enroute to yall.

Plz to send handsome ones, thanks!  I promise, I'll send back what's left when I'm finished with them...
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #93 on: August 28, 2011, 12:07:13 pm »
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2011, 11:45:52 am
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 05:09:42 am
Heard 1000 Indiana Guardsmen are enroute to yall.

Plz to send handsome ones, thanks!  I promise, I'll send back what's left when I'm finished with them...

Hold on one second. I think I have the gov. of Indiana on speed dial.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #94 on: August 28, 2011, 12:16:02 pm »
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 12:07:13 pm
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2011, 11:45:52 am
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 28, 2011, 05:09:42 am
Heard 1000 Indiana Guardsmen are enroute to yall.

Plz to send handsome ones, thanks!  I promise, I'll send back what's left when I'm finished with them...

Hold on one second. I think I have the gov. of Indiana on speed dial.

Much appreciated.   :lulz:
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #95 on: August 28, 2011, 12:55:22 pm »
LANDFALL OVER CONEY ISLAND!

We're already getting tropical storm force gusts that are shaking Luna's house. I weep for my apartment, as the worst, yes worst, isn't supposed to effect us until 2pm because we're on the westside of the storm. FML.

Everyone in New England, charge your shit NOW.

I went to Narragansett last night and got pics of the surf, but I've seen worse. Today is probably intense, but they aren't letting anyone go anywhere near there. I've gotten reports of the water coming over the seawall. The hurricane barrier is fully closed, also.

Dimo, watch the levels on the Pawtuxet. Seriously.

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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #96 on: August 28, 2011, 12:58:35 pm »
Tornado watch for RI/South Shore/Capenislands.

Don't be stupid. Anyone.















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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #97 on: August 28, 2011, 01:02:56 pm »
We're gonna lose power. It's flickering.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #98 on: August 28, 2011, 01:08:11 pm »
Sustained winds of 65mph. She's downgraded to a one-flagger.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #99 on: August 28, 2011, 01:46:15 pm »
Few flickers here too.  The middle of the hill is a bit more sensitive though.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #100 on: August 28, 2011, 01:48:47 pm »
Just got word that the town of Lindenhurst on Long Island, my family stompin' ground, is flooded. Family is okay.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #101 on: August 28, 2011, 02:02:58 pm »
Just showed EoCland on TWC. Doesn't New Bedford have the most secure harbor in the nation or something like that?
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #102 on: August 28, 2011, 02:19:26 pm »
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 28, 2011, 02:02:58 pm
Just showed EoCland on TWC. Doesn't New Bedford have the most secure harbor in the nation or something like that?

That depends.  Are we talking storm surges or heroin traffic?
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #103 on: August 28, 2011, 02:27:44 pm »
I thought there was a hurricane coming?

I've splashed in mudpuddles on breezy days and seen more damage as a result. This shit is weak as fuck and I'm a little pissed that my flight got canceled because of, well, a rainy day.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #104 on: August 28, 2011, 02:36:24 pm »
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 28, 2011, 02:19:26 pm
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 28, 2011, 02:02:58 pm
Just showed EoCland on TWC. Doesn't New Bedford have the most secure harbor in the nation or something like that?

That depends.  Are we talking storm surges or heroin traffic?

Are you watching TWC? They aren't too happy about shit in the hahbah.

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 28, 2011, 02:27:44 pm
I thought there was a hurricane coming?

I've splashed in mudpuddles on breezy days and seen more damage as a result. This shit is weak as fuck and I'm a little pissed that my flight got canceled because of, well, a rainy day.

You're in Maine. You're not getting anything good from this. Meanwhile, I'm watching trees doing backbends in Providence.
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