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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #105 on: August 28, 2011, 03:01:25 pm »
Work still not closed.  :?

Shift pushed back, though, with the possibility of getting to stay home. If people go charging in for lube and make me walk to work in this weather, I will smack a bitch. I will smack all the bitches.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #106 on: August 28, 2011, 03:03:24 pm »


Storm supplies being prepared!
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #107 on: August 28, 2011, 03:05:05 pm »
Ang-aritas!

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Gran Gala
Triple Sec
Rose's Lime
That whole jug of sour mix

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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #108 on: August 28, 2011, 03:12:02 pm »
WTF EoC, don't you people in New Bedford know how to tie down boats properly?
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #109 on: August 28, 2011, 03:39:38 pm »
Richter just walked over here in tropical storm force winds with chicken.

We're serious about having a good time.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #110 on: August 28, 2011, 03:41:02 pm »
Dont you live in kansas? :lulz:

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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #111 on: August 28, 2011, 03:49:56 pm »
Richter just walked over here in tropical storm force winds with chicken.

We're serious about having a good time.

Herbert: you're going out?  people have been killed by falling tree branches.

Richter: I'll wear a hat.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #112 on: August 28, 2011, 04:09:18 pm »
The good thing about living in Providence: We have a sincere lack of trees.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #113 on: August 28, 2011, 04:11:41 pm »
WTF EoC, don't you people in New Bedford know how to tie down boats properly?

Boats are not meant to be tied down, Suu.

They're vessels of freedom and openness, and we have the proper techniques to allow them to flow majestically onto our rocks and ocean side buildings.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #114 on: August 28, 2011, 04:55:54 pm »
YAY NO WORK YAY YAY YAY
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #115 on: August 28, 2011, 05:08:17 pm »
We just went outside and got video of us being idiots. They're being uploaded to Facebook.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #116 on: August 28, 2011, 05:09:25 pm »
Welp, I'm going out for a bike ride on this clear, sunny day!
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #117 on: August 28, 2011, 05:11:47 pm »
I think I'm going to take a nap after this last vid uploads.
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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #118 on: August 28, 2011, 05:12:40 pm »
Dear America,

If you want your hurricanes to be taken more seriously, please give them more terrifying names.  Irene is an old granny name.  Ivan, Iago, Ichabod or even Iesus would've been superior.

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Re: The Unlimited Northeastern US Natural Disaster Fread
« Reply #119 on: August 28, 2011, 05:15:18 pm »
Ivan was retired in 2004 after he carved a path over Florida. Twice.
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