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Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« on: September 02, 2011, 08:12:21 pm »
...Your Halloween costume.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 08:23:21 pm »
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 08:35:10 pm »
I don't remember the last time I did anything for halloween.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 08:46:03 pm »
Why not? Should be a good time.  :lulz:

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 08:58:01 pm »
*gibbering with glee*
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 09:01:49 pm »
 :penis:
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 09:15:16 pm »
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
ETA: ... and one of my tits fell off  :argh!:
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 09:15:39 pm »
This should be good.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 09:19:57 pm »
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
ETA: ... and one of my tits fell off  :argh!:

Dude, that's not good......  I told you to go with the higher grade silicon and not the fucking gummy bears.....

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 09:21:39 pm »
but gummy bears make my nipples look extra cute!  :x
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 09:24:10 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2011, 09:26:22 pm »
Oh, hell, yes.
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2011, 09:27:47 pm »
BLAM!  I JUST POSTED!
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2011, 09:28:28 pm »
BOFF! I JUST POSTED FOR THE MONKEY!
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2011, 09:54:20 pm »
TRY ME, DOKTOR.

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