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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2011, 04:12:39 am »
AM I TOO LATE!
I'M ALWAYS LATE!!


YOU

ARE a fucking

PIRATE!
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« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2011, 04:13:01 am »
BLAM!  I JUST POSTED!

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please say the second one please say the second one...
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« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2011, 04:13:26 am »
Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be...  :lulz:

Dale Ernhardt.

That's what happens when you leave The ChurchTM.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2011, 04:14:19 am »
WHOO I GET A SORD!  AND RUN AROUND TOPLESS!
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« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2011, 04:14:52 am »
I don't remember the last time I did anything for halloween.
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I just yelled DAMN! so loud in my store everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at me. Also my boss gave me a sever look. Until I told him why. He then choked with laughter.
HAY GUIZE, I AM SO TOTALLY IN ALASKA. ISN'T THAT FUCKING WILD?

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« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2011, 04:15:16 am »
ATTENTION, K-MART SHOPPERS!

Bonus holiness if you post pics of you in your getup.

Quality is not essential, here, as I know many of you are on a pretty tight budget.  You must merely be recognizable.

Everyone who posts such a pic will get a special "blessing" from the late TGRR.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2011, 04:21:09 am »
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.
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« Reply #53 on: September 04, 2011, 04:29:40 am »
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

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« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2011, 04:31:26 am »
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

Hotlips Houlihan from MASH.
That's a good one.
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2011, 05:40:24 am »
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Princess Leia.  First movie.

HOW DOES HAIR? HOW? I DONT  :horrormirth: how do i tame medusa hair into cinnamon buns

I KNOW. PIN ACTUAL CINNAMON BUNS TO HAIR.

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« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2011, 05:41:15 am »
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Princess Leia.  First movie.

HOW DOES HAIR? HOW? I DONT  :horrormirth: how do i tame medusa hair into cinnamon buns

I KNOW. PIN ACTUAL CINNAMON BUNS TO HAIR.

GENIUS!
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« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2011, 05:43:03 am »
and then i can eat them when im drunk

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2011, 06:11:49 am »
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
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Shit, that's a toughie! Where am I going to find a powdered wig in this day and age?

I may have to go as Adam Weishaupt instead  :fnord:
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« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2011, 06:12:08 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...
what is this kid talking about?

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