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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2011, 04:12:39 am »
AM I TOO LATE!
I'M ALWAYS LATE!!


YOU

ARE a fucking

PIRATE!
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2011, 04:13:01 am »
BLAM!  I JUST POSTED!

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please say the second one please say the second one...
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« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2011, 04:13:26 am »
Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be...  :lulz:

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"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
- Brak

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"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
- Brak

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« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2011, 04:14:19 am »
WHOO I GET A SORD!  AND RUN AROUND TOPLESS!
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« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2011, 04:14:52 am »
I don't remember the last time I did anything for halloween.
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I just yelled DAMN! so loud in my store everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at me. Also my boss gave me a sever look. Until I told him why. He then choked with laughter.

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« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2011, 04:15:16 am »
ATTENTION, K-MART SHOPPERS!

Bonus holiness if you post pics of you in your getup.

Quality is not essential, here, as I know many of you are on a pretty tight budget.  You must merely be recognizable.

Everyone who posts such a pic will get a special "blessing" from the late TGRR.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2011, 04:21:09 am »
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.
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« Reply #53 on: September 04, 2011, 04:29:40 am »
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

Hotlips Houlihan from MASH.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2011, 04:31:26 am »
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

Hotlips Houlihan from MASH.
That's a good one.
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« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2011, 05:40:24 am »
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Princess Leia.  First movie.

HOW DOES HAIR? HOW? I DONT  :horrormirth: how do i tame medusa hair into cinnamon buns

I KNOW. PIN ACTUAL CINNAMON BUNS TO HAIR.

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« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2011, 05:41:15 am »
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Princess Leia.  First movie.

HOW DOES HAIR? HOW? I DONT  :horrormirth: how do i tame medusa hair into cinnamon buns

I KNOW. PIN ACTUAL CINNAMON BUNS TO HAIR.

GENIUS!
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« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2011, 05:43:03 am »
and then i can eat them when im drunk

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2011, 06:11:49 am »
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
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Shit, that's a toughie! Where am I going to find a powdered wig in this day and age?

I may have to go as Adam Weishaupt instead  :fnord:
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« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2011, 06:12:08 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...
what is this kid talking about?

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