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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2011, 07:12:20 am »
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...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
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George Washington.

Shit, that's a toughie! Where am I going to find a powdered wig in this day and age?

I may have to go as Adam Weishaupt instead  :fnord:

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DUDE. BRISTOL PALIN.

The teen mom part is easy enough. But how do I make THIS:

Into THIS:


HUH?

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #61 on: September 04, 2011, 07:20:12 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #62 on: September 04, 2011, 08:33:26 am »
This should simplify Halloween for me.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #63 on: September 04, 2011, 08:37:45 am »
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #64 on: September 04, 2011, 01:58:27 pm »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #65 on: September 04, 2011, 05:08:06 pm »
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Quote from: maphdet on September 04, 2011, 04:21:09 am
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

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Thanks. This simplifies halloween.

I may be able to even pull that outta my closet.
Minus the blonde.

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On a wig hunt now. :)
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« Reply #66 on: September 04, 2011, 05:23:38 pm »
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #67 on: September 04, 2011, 05:48:06 pm »
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I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #68 on: September 04, 2011, 06:27:13 pm »
I'm not sure if I'll be able to grow my hair long enough for even Johnny Cash's little pompadour, but we'll see. I do have plenty of time to procure a wig....

I already own the outfit so all I'll need is a guitar and a giant prescription bottle of pills.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #69 on: September 04, 2011, 07:17:45 pm »
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Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be...  :lulz:

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« Reply #70 on: September 04, 2011, 08:45:17 pm »
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« Reply #71 on: September 04, 2011, 10:35:57 pm »
Quote from: Net on September 04, 2011, 06:27:13 pm
I'm not sure if I'll be able to grow my hair long enough for even Johnny Cash's little pompadour, but we'll see. I do have plenty of time to procure a wig....

I already own the outfit so all I'll need is a guitar and a giant prescription bottle of pills.

I have to grow huge fucking tits. Stop whining.  :lulz:
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #72 on: September 04, 2011, 11:24:45 pm »
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« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2011, 03:04:13 am »
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2011, 03:05:10 am »
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