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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2011, 08:12:20 am »
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
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Shit, that's a toughie! Where am I going to find a powdered wig in this day and age?

I may have to go as Adam Weishaupt instead  :fnord:

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« Reply #61 on: September 04, 2011, 08:20:12 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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« Reply #62 on: September 04, 2011, 09:33:26 am »
This should simplify Halloween for me.

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« Reply #63 on: September 04, 2011, 09:37:45 am »
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #64 on: September 04, 2011, 02:58:27 pm »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #65 on: September 04, 2011, 06:08:06 pm »
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

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Thanks. This simplifies halloween.

I may be able to even pull that outta my closet.
Minus the blonde.

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« Reply #66 on: September 04, 2011, 06:23:38 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #67 on: September 04, 2011, 06:48:06 pm »
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
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« Reply #68 on: September 04, 2011, 07:27:13 pm »
I'm not sure if I'll be able to grow my hair long enough for even Johnny Cash's little pompadour, but we'll see. I do have plenty of time to procure a wig....

I already own the outfit so all I'll need is a guitar and a giant prescription bottle of pills.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #69 on: September 04, 2011, 08:17:45 pm »
Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be...  :lulz:

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« Reply #70 on: September 04, 2011, 09:45:17 pm »
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« Reply #71 on: September 04, 2011, 11:35:57 pm »
I'm not sure if I'll be able to grow my hair long enough for even Johnny Cash's little pompadour, but we'll see. I do have plenty of time to procure a wig....

I already own the outfit so all I'll need is a guitar and a giant prescription bottle of pills.

I have to grow huge fucking tits. Stop whining.  :lulz:

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« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2011, 12:24:45 am »
TRY ME, DOKTOR.

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« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2011, 04:04:13 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...


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« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2011, 04:05:10 am »
This should simplify Halloween for me.

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