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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2011, 07:12:20 am »
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
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George Washington.

Shit, that's a toughie! Where am I going to find a powdered wig in this day and age?

I may have to go as Adam Weishaupt instead  :fnord:

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« Reply #61 on: September 04, 2011, 07:20:12 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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what is this kid talking about?

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« Reply #62 on: September 04, 2011, 08:33:26 am »
This should simplify Halloween for me.

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« Reply #63 on: September 04, 2011, 08:37:45 am »
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« Reply #64 on: September 04, 2011, 01:58:27 pm »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #65 on: September 04, 2011, 05:08:06 pm »
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

Hotlips Houlihan from MASH.

Thanks. This simplifies halloween.

I may be able to even pull that outta my closet.
Minus the blonde.

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« Reply #66 on: September 04, 2011, 05:23:38 pm »
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #67 on: September 04, 2011, 05:48:06 pm »
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
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« Reply #68 on: September 04, 2011, 06:27:13 pm »
I'm not sure if I'll be able to grow my hair long enough for even Johnny Cash's little pompadour, but we'll see. I do have plenty of time to procure a wig....

I already own the outfit so all I'll need is a guitar and a giant prescription bottle of pills.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #69 on: September 04, 2011, 07:17:45 pm »
Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be...  :lulz:

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Well played, good doktor.  Pics shall be posted.
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« Reply #70 on: September 04, 2011, 08:45:17 pm »
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« Reply #71 on: September 04, 2011, 10:35:57 pm »
I'm not sure if I'll be able to grow my hair long enough for even Johnny Cash's little pompadour, but we'll see. I do have plenty of time to procure a wig....

I already own the outfit so all I'll need is a guitar and a giant prescription bottle of pills.

I have to grow huge fucking tits. Stop whining.  :lulz:

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« Reply #72 on: September 04, 2011, 11:24:45 pm »
TRY ME, DOKTOR.

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« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2011, 03:04:13 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2011, 03:05:10 am »
This should simplify Halloween for me.

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"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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