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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2011, 03:06:16 am »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.

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« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2011, 03:07:48 am »
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Oh, this is fucking OBVIOUS.

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Knows this shit writes itself.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2011, 03:08:34 am »
TRY ME, DOKTOR.

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Is, after all, an industry professional.

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Apollo 11 or now?

It's gonna have to be Apollo 11, unless you can find a fat conspiracy freak to punch in the gob all night.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2011, 04:07:30 am »
This should be good.

Jesus H Christ.  <--- not swearing at you, that's what you're gonna do.
I can deal with this.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2011, 04:14:49 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Heartily accepted. Posting pics will, of course, break my thus far picless interaction, but oh well. Some things you just do for the community.
what is this kid talking about?

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« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2011, 04:17:43 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Heartily accepted. Posting pics will, of course, break my thus far picless interaction, but oh well. Some things you just do for the community.
I always imagine you looking like that avatar IRL.
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« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2011, 05:43:58 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Heartily accepted. Posting pics will, of course, break my thus far picless interaction, but oh well. Some things you just do for the community.

You never did say if those pics I thought were you were in fact you. 

Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2011, 10:13:14 am »
OH SHIT THAT IS ME!  :lol::argh!:
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« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2011, 02:29:29 pm »
Oh, very WOMPable.   :lulz:
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2011, 02:37:54 pm »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.

Al Jolson.

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You know I'm in The South, right? I mean, I know you're mad at me but I don't think that trying to get me killed is an appropriate way of dealing with that. :lulz:
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« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2011, 03:29:55 pm »
Oh, very WOMPable.   :lulz:

Freeky, don't share those pics. DO NOT SHARE THOSE PICS.
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« Reply #86 on: September 05, 2011, 06:40:57 pm »
Oh, very WOMPable.   :lulz:

Freeky, don't share those pics. DO NOT SHARE THOSE PICS.

So it's probably a bad idea to share the knowledge that I have all three or four pics from that batch? :lulz:
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« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2011, 06:53:40 pm »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.

Al Jolson.

 :lulz:

You know I'm in The South, right? I mean, I know you're mad at me but I don't think that trying to get me killed is an appropriate way of dealing with that. :lulz:

I ain't mad.  I just want to see you punch the state of Virginia in the face.
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« Reply #88 on: September 05, 2011, 06:54:16 pm »
Oh, very WOMPable.   :lulz:

Freeky, don't share those pics. DO NOT SHARE THOSE PICS.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, FREEKY.

GIVE ME THE PICS.
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« Reply #89 on: September 05, 2011, 07:00:34 pm »
 :lulz:  Epiguy, do you really not want people to have these pics?  I mean really really really not want them to have them? 
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.