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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2011, 03:06:16 am »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.

Al Jolson.

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"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2011, 03:07:48 am »
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Oh, this is fucking OBVIOUS.

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Dok,
Knows this shit writes itself.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
- Brak

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2011, 03:08:34 am »
TRY ME, DOKTOR.

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Is, after all, an industry professional.

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Apollo 11 or now?

It's gonna have to be Apollo 11, unless you can find a fat conspiracy freak to punch in the gob all night.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
- Brak

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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2011, 04:07:30 am »
This should be good.

Jesus H Christ.  <--- not swearing at you, that's what you're gonna do.
I can deal with this.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2011, 04:14:49 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Heartily accepted. Posting pics will, of course, break my thus far picless interaction, but oh well. Some things you just do for the community.
what is this kid talking about?

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« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2011, 04:17:43 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Heartily accepted. Posting pics will, of course, break my thus far picless interaction, but oh well. Some things you just do for the community.
I always imagine you looking like that avatar IRL.
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2011, 05:43:58 am »
I assume mine is still brewing...


Thought I got you.

I guess not.

Okay, you're gonna be Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Heartily accepted. Posting pics will, of course, break my thus far picless interaction, but oh well. Some things you just do for the community.

You never did say if those pics I thought were you were in fact you. 

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« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2011, 10:13:14 am »
OH SHIT THAT IS ME!  :lol::argh!:
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« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2011, 02:29:29 pm »
Oh, very WOMPable.   :lulz:
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...
« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2011, 02:37:54 pm »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.

Al Jolson.

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You know I'm in The South, right? I mean, I know you're mad at me but I don't think that trying to get me killed is an appropriate way of dealing with that. :lulz:
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« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2011, 03:29:55 pm »
Oh, very WOMPable.   :lulz:

Freeky, don't share those pics. DO NOT SHARE THOSE PICS.
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« Reply #86 on: September 05, 2011, 06:40:57 pm »
Oh, very WOMPable.   :lulz:

Freeky, don't share those pics. DO NOT SHARE THOSE PICS.

So it's probably a bad idea to share the knowledge that I have all three or four pics from that batch? :lulz:
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« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2011, 06:53:40 pm »
POSTING ITT. BETTER BE SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN MY NORMAL FACE.

Al Jolson.

 :lulz:

You know I'm in The South, right? I mean, I know you're mad at me but I don't think that trying to get me killed is an appropriate way of dealing with that. :lulz:

I ain't mad.  I just want to see you punch the state of Virginia in the face.
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« Reply #88 on: September 05, 2011, 06:54:16 pm »
Oh, very WOMPable.   :lulz:

Freeky, don't share those pics. DO NOT SHARE THOSE PICS.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, FREEKY.

GIVE ME THE PICS.
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- Brak

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« Reply #89 on: September 05, 2011, 07:00:34 pm »
 :lulz:  Epiguy, do you really not want people to have these pics?  I mean really really really not want them to have them? 
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