1001 Reasons to LOVE This Century....

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'll start.....

[Cramulus]

JESUS CHRIST those people need a back bra  




My submission: The philosophical ponderings of Soulja boy



Soulja boy off in this hoe
 Why me crank it?
 Why me roll?
 Why me crank that soulja boy
 Then super man that hoe?

what an introspective nightmare ... why does he crank it? why does he roll? Why does he do what he does?

Why do any of us do anything?

What constitutes our identity? What makes me me?

these are the philosophical questions Soulja Boy presents to us. These are the spiritual crisises of our age, the most important questions of the century.

[Sita]

I'll start.....

And people wonder why I don't wear anything backless anymore (and my back looks better than those).
There is a size limit for spaghetti straps and backless tops, people
And if there isn't, there should be.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

JESUS CHRIST those people need a back bra  




My submission: The philosophical ponderings of Soulja boy



Soulja boy off in this hoe
 Why me crank it?
 Why me roll?
 Why me crank that soulja boy
 Then super man that hoe?

what an introspective nightmare ... why does he crank it? why does he roll? Why does he do what he does?

Why do any of us do anything?

What constitutes our identity? What makes me me?

these are the philosophical questions Soulja Boy presents to us. These are the spiritual crisises of our age, the most important questions of the century.

jesus cram I about peed myself.  I asked the boys to explain that song to me once and they just laughed and laughed.  I think it is teenager code....

[Cramulus]

It's the kind of postmodern nightmare that would have kept Nietzsche up at night.

Why do any of us crank it? What makes us roll?

If we are the sum of our actions,
--- and defined by our actions,
--- --- how do we relate to actions we do not identify with?

In his powerful tour de force Crank Dat, Soulja Boy joins the tradition of Sartre and Deleuze in exploring his alienation from his own actions, nay, his own identity.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes another keyboard..........

CRAM YOU DAMNULUS!!!!!




I am so fucked.  I have to go find one to steal.

[Cramulus]

btw, I fucking lost it this morning when you suggested that chick at TCC should name her kid Christian Blue Winterhawk. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

btw, I fucking lost it this morning when you suggested that chick at TCC should name her kid Christian Blue Winterhawk. 

I couldn't seem to help myself....  You know how this stuff goes.

[chimes]

I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

So it's word pron?

[ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S.]

I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

So it's word pron?

I thought, with all those references to superman, robocob soulja boy (obviously GI Joe), supersoaker, etc, it was talking about boyhood heroes and play.

[six to the quixotic]

I thought it was Watch me crank it, etc.

So it's word pron?

I thought, with all those references to superman, robocob soulja boy (obviously GI Joe), supersoaker, etc, it was talking about boyhood heroes and play.

I'm pretty sure that it is all a reference to ejaculating onto a woman's back then sticking the sheets to it, like she is wearing a cape.

[Doktor Howl]

Why I love this century:



"Give me liberty, not your debt."

But I also want roads, a huge military, and foreign adventurism.  For free.

[Misery's Feed Trough]

And I'm pretty sure those Bald Eagles didn't put themselves on the Endangered Species list, which allowed them to continue to exist.

Though, I imagine once they saw themselves emblazoned on Rascals and toilet lids, they probably wished they were extinct. 

[Cain]

Saw this on the news this morning

Tony Blair has blamed Iranian intervention for prolonging conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. Regime change in Tehran would make him "significantly more optimistic" about the region's prospects, the former prime minister told The Times.

BBC News, 9th September