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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2011, 06:48:24 am »
Discordia iz notta plugged in to zee sokit!

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2011, 11:27:36 am »
I love all of those.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2011, 11:43:53 am »
Discordianism: butts butts butts for my lady

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2011, 02:41:55 pm »
Discordianism rejects your rules.


And substitutes them for its own.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2011, 02:50:17 pm »
"a rather irritating form of hermetic terrorism"

"taoism in a clown suit"

this thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11054.0

this thing: http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2011, 03:25:28 pm »
a violent relaxation of the mind
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2011, 03:28:10 pm »
because fuck you, that's why!
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2011, 12:13:15 am »
"To create confusion while encouraging critical thinking."
Discordia is all about saying "fuck you", repeatedly, loudly, to anyone within earshot, and especially other Discordians.... but especially "Discordians" (or as some call them "Really Real Discordians For Realness"), because the fact of the matter is, it's about trolling, and arguing, and thinking, and writing, and growing, and learning, and thinking, and moving, and shaking, and tuberculosis, and teh lulz, and horrormirth; and it's about politics and pedantry, shoes, and ships, and sealing wax -- Cabbages and kings; and that all the things you think you know are true, but all the things you know are false; and it's about the Weird, and it's about making music and pranking the establishment (At the same time, of course), and it's about picking fights with ECH for no reason, stealing Cram's mustache, and kicking TGRR's corpse when it starts to stink, and it's about eating oranges until someone dies, and it's about meese and mass and molecules, and it's about Dimo walking around with no shirt, making everyone jealous, and it's about Trip learning what it means to be AmericanTM, and it's about mocking RAW and calling David Icke a ninny, and it's about going from a little girl with too much free time to a little girl with too much free time AND several colleges worth of smarts, and the most important thing: Also, fuck you, Kai.
Fixed to make it one sentence, as per the request in the OP.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2011, 03:15:21 am »
"To create confusion while encouraging critical thinking."
Discordia is all about saying "fuck you", repeatedly, loudly, to anyone within earshot, and especially other Discordians.... but especially "Discordians" (or as some call them "Really Real Discordians For Realness"), because the fact of the matter is, it's about trolling, and arguing, and thinking, and writing, and growing, and learning, and thinking, and moving, and shaking, and tuberculosis, and teh lulz, and horrormirth; and it's about politics and pedantry, shoes, and ships, and sealing wax -- Cabbages and kings; and that all the things you think you know are true, but all the things you know are false; and it's about the Weird, and it's about making music and pranking the establishment (At the same time, of course), and it's about picking fights with ECH for no reason, stealing Cram's mustache, and kicking TGRR's corpse when it starts to stink, and it's about eating oranges until someone dies, and it's about meese and mass and molecules, and it's about Dimo walking around with no shirt, making everyone jealous, and it's about Trip learning what it means to be AmericanTM, and it's about mocking RAW and calling David Icke a ninny, and it's about going from a little girl with too much free time to a little girl with too much free time AND several colleges worth of smarts, and the most important thing: Also, fuck you, Kai.
Fixed to make it one sentence, as per the request in the OP.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2011, 03:18:00 am »
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2011, 05:13:33 am »
Per ECH IO:

Discordianism is Militant Agnosticism Subjectivism.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2011, 05:22:46 am »
There is no Discospagism, there is only Zuul.

To understand Discordiansim, you must first understand Discordianism.

If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2011, 05:42:03 am »
This is sentence #1. This is sentence #5.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2011, 08:55:55 pm »
"Christ, what a bunch of assholes."

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2011, 09:51:20 pm »
a violent relaxation of the mind

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