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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2011, 04:05:14 am »
"Christ, what a bunch of assholes."
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2011, 05:45:52 am »
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2011, 02:20:39 pm »
It's dildoes.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2011, 04:45:18 pm »

It's about eating oranges until someone dies.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2011, 04:45:57 pm »
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2011, 04:46:53 pm »

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2011, 05:10:02 pm »
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2011, 03:00:26 am »
Discordianism: The next person to say, "Everything happens for a reason" gets stabbed in the neck!
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2011, 12:42:55 am »
Inspired by a license plate I saw today:

Discordianism: LOL GOD!
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2011, 08:07:39 pm »
Don't remember off the top of my head who said it, but I've always liked "It's both an elaborate joke disguised as a religion and a religion disguised as an elaborate joke."
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2011, 02:25:21 am »
 If you want to sum up discordianism in one sentence it would be that, think for yourself schmuck, or -my favorite- go to the forums on pd.com sign up and find out for yourself schmuck.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2011, 05:46:08 am »
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2011, 06:29:28 am »
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2011, 07:54:30 am »
Discordianism is a terrible religion, just terrible.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #44 on: September 23, 2011, 02:00:07 pm »
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