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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #45 on: September 23, 2011, 02:40:19 pm »
We'll teach you what to think for yourself.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #46 on: September 23, 2011, 02:45:47 pm »
We'll teach you what to think for yourself.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #47 on: September 24, 2011, 09:45:41 am »
Realising that you can't turn them off and on again even if you push really hard.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2011, 11:03:27 am »
there is confusion maybe, I haven't quite... This was as for as I am going to get, so there

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2011, 07:33:59 pm »
Discordianism: explaining the absurd with the help of the more absurd.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #50 on: December 20, 2011, 08:20:14 am »
Each understand Discordianism differently.
Discordianism is for people tired of all other religions.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2011, 12:11:11 pm »
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #52 on: December 26, 2011, 07:29:12 pm »
In Chaos we trust.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2011, 04:28:58 am »
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This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2011, 04:29:35 am »
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This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

This thread makes me want to sell lengths of chain to you.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2011, 04:59:28 am »
:kingmeh:

This thread makes me want to chain damsels to railroad tracks.

This thread makes me want to sell lengths of chain to you.

This thread makes me want to volunteer as a damsel.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2011, 08:46:26 am »
This thread is the perfect first thing to post in after not being here for months.
Ya' stupid Yank.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #57 on: December 27, 2011, 01:36:58 pm »
It makes luxurious fudge out of the Hodge-Podge. 
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #58 on: December 28, 2011, 07:38:10 pm »
Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #59 on: December 28, 2011, 08:55:44 pm »
Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

You're thinking of the SubGenii or Scientology.  They're the ones who charge, not us.
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