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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #75 on: April 25, 2012, 09:56:42 pm »
The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full". The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty". The Discordian picks up the glass, drains it, then informs you it's your round.

The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full".

The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty".

The Discordian grabs a barstool and smashes both their heads in, "Whoops! Wrong parable."


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OO OO I WANNA REPOST IT TOO!!!!!

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #76 on: April 25, 2012, 11:00:15 pm »
Well, okay. Second one to repost gets permission!
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #77 on: April 25, 2012, 11:20:59 pm »
Over Easter:

Me: blah blah been hanging out with a lot of discordians online lately

Dad: Discordians?

Me: Discordianism is to Religion as Dadaism is to Art.

Dad: Oh, that makes sense.

(not sarcasm)
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #78 on: April 26, 2012, 04:51:16 am »
Over Easter:

Me: blah blah been hanging out with a lot of discordians online lately

Dad: Discordians?

Me: Discordianism is to Religion as Dadaism is to Art.

Dad: Oh, that makes sense.

(not sarcasm)

It does make sense.

Perfect sense.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #79 on: April 26, 2012, 04:53:55 am »
Over Easter:

Me: blah blah been hanging out with a lot of discordians online lately

Dad: Discordians?

Me: Discordianism is to Religion as Dadaism is to Art.

Dad: Oh, that makes sense.

(not sarcasm)

It does make sense.

Perfect sense.

:tinfoilhat:

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #80 on: April 26, 2012, 08:37:34 pm »
Discordianism:  Ranting sermons for people who have nothing but contempt for you.

See also:  Idiocy, pathetic.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #81 on: April 26, 2012, 10:34:45 pm »
Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons knock on your door.

Discordians knock you off your high horse, SO IT HURTS, then they beat the horse until it's dead, and then a little more, because high horses produce a whole lot of shit.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #82 on: April 26, 2012, 10:44:45 pm »
Also, why in god's name are you riding a horse while it's high? Let the poor thing enjoy its buzz, ferchrissakes!

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #83 on: April 26, 2012, 11:02:12 pm »
Well, okay. Second one to repost gets permission!

How's it going with the reposting? I'm waiting to hear from you people so I can frown at the first reposter for doing it without permission.
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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #84 on: April 27, 2012, 06:51:39 am »
Well, okay. Second one to repost gets permission!

How's it going with the reposting? I'm waiting to hear from you people so I can frown at the first reposter for doing it without permission.

Now we're all too scairt to do it.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #85 on: April 27, 2012, 06:58:13 am »
Well, okay. Second one to repost gets permission!

How's it going with the reposting? I'm waiting to hear from you people so I can frown at the first reposter for doing it without permission.

Now we're all too scairt to do it.

WELL I DID IT YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

No one seemed to care on my FB not even my crazy father who is into Zen and stuff. But it might have been buried.

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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #86 on: April 27, 2012, 03:10:58 pm »
WELL I DID IT TOO

I posted in the FB Discordian Society.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Discordianism is one sentence!
« Reply #87 on: April 28, 2012, 02:20:34 am »
(well okay then anyone is allowed from now on--what did I wrote again? *scrolls* oh yeah ahahahaha I'm so brilliant)
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