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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2011, 10:38:25 pm »
Discordian Scientology II - Xenu brought billions of his people to earth in a spaceship shaped like a DC-8, piloted by Eris.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2011, 10:44:11 pm »
Quantum Discordianism: Fucks with yuor shit when you're not observing it.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2011, 10:47:32 pm »
This thread is amazing.

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2011, 11:13:10 pm »
Pentecostal Discordianism You can handle deadly serpents and drink poison.  However, you will more than likely die from doing so and Eris will laugh at you.

Calvinist Discordianism You have slack because Eris elected you to have slack.  Greyfaces and cabbages are the unelect.  It's no coincidence that Calvinism has 5 points.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2011, 11:23:45 pm »
Discordian Monotheism: I believe in Eris, in the sense that she is a cosmic entity outside of me that I sometimes hang with. There is no Goddess but Eris and she is my Goddess.

Discordian Polytheism: Eris is just one of several Gods I roll with.

Discordian Atheism: I don't believe in Cosmic Superbeings. Eris is a metaphor who I think is cool.

Discordian Agnosticism: I identify with the concept of Eris, but I don't think we can know whether Eris/Gods are real or not.



What is this list missing?

Wait, there are people who actually believe in Eris as a literal extant entity? :lulz:

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2011, 11:39:02 pm »
Wait, there are people who actually believe in Eris as a literal extant entity? :lulz:

Rev. Dr. Occupant and Mad Malik/Sinister Dexter do. Now all you have to do is believe in them as literal extant entities.

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2011, 11:48:13 pm »
I believe in them as literal extant retards. :lulz:
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2011, 12:08:37 am »
Discordian Militant Peaceable Subjectivism:





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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2011, 03:27:14 am »
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2011, 04:04:39 am »
Methodist Discordian: We have all these rules but you don't really have to follow them.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2011, 04:23:37 am »
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2011, 04:35:17 am »
Discordian Priapism:fap:
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2011, 05:52:48 am »
Discordian Accordionism
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2011, 06:21:48 am »
This thread is so  :lulz:
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2011, 07:38:46 am »
Discordian Hedonism  :uday::hi5::a2m::hi5::boot:

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