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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2011, 09:47:57 pm »
This thread is amazing.

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2011, 09:49:44 pm »
DIS FREAD IS

DISCODILDOSISM  :fap:

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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2011, 06:25:57 am »
DIS FREAD IS

DISCODILDOSISM  :fap:


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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2011, 06:46:13 am »
And of course,

Really Real Discordianism: The details of this obnoxious faith are unknown to outsiders, but it is clear that for every Discordian there is at least one of these to tell them they're wrong.
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« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2011, 09:29:36 am »
Raelli Rael Discordianism: This elite group of scientists know the truth about all of life's origins: extraterrestrials. Raelli Rael Discordians want you to know that not only do they look down on you for being against human cloning but so do the Elohim, from their shiny, silent spaceships.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2011, 09:38:17 am »
Rlyeh real discordians: Not only are life's origins extraterrestrial but extradimensional and terrifying. One day the sleeping old ones will rise and the world of man shall come to an end, devoured in the fires of great cthulhu, MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES, DAMN YOU BELIEVE ME, WE ARE INVADED .... Bzt..... (unintelligible)....

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2011, 01:19:40 pm »
Baptist Discordianism - Long, boring sermons followed by potluck supper.  
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2011, 09:01:53 pm »
Discordian Taoism: Whatever.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2011, 04:20:24 am »
Discordian absolutism:  Everything is Discordia, even those things that are not; all mortals must die with "Hail Eris" on their lips

Discordian agapism:  Everyone loves Discordia, all love children are named Eris

Discordian authotheism:  The belief that Discordia makes people Godlike or Eris incarnate

Discordian capitalism:  you can privately own enough chaos to make an economy work; aka The Koch Brothers Doctrine

Discordian bullionism:  belief that golden apples are the way solve all economic evils

Discordian experientialism:  believing that the experiencing Discord brings you the knowledge you are well and truly fucked

Discordian hedonism:  belief that pleasure in chaos is the highest good; i.e. The Joker Doctrine

Discordiain ignorantism:  doctrine that ignorance of Discord is not only no excuse but also highly likely

Discordian naturalism:  belief that the world can be explained through chaotic forces; i.e. Daddy tell me a bedtime story about Eris

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2011, 02:43:28 pm »
loving these

Some of these sound like they may actually be worth dissecting and discussing in depth.. is that weird or what?  :lulz:

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2011, 05:04:44 pm »
Discordian Eroticism: Eris exists, and I want to do her.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2011, 08:10:17 pm »
Discordian Elitism- Mired in Cartesian Duality
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2011, 08:55:13 pm »
Discordian Traveller-  a traditionally nomadic people of ethnic Irish origin, who maintain a separate language and set of rules. Rumors have them around  Jonesboro, Arkansas in a mobile home park.
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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2011, 09:05:40 pm »
you're talking about pope oldboy floats, right?  :lol:

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Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2011, 09:25:48 pm »
you're talking about pope oldboy floats, right?  :lol:

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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit