That is true, I did ask for it.
You'd think, with the incredible amount of lurking I've done and Dok rants I've read, that I'd know better than to ask Dok for it, but I guess I have a bit of a masochist impulse.
This is likely the same impulse that pushes me to tune in to the "news" stations now and again. Or to read posts made by GIGGLES.
You're hardcore man!
Nah, I still get depressed when I do so.
Hardcore would be tuning into the news, and laughing deep from the belly at the results. I'm trying to learn to appreciate the horrible joke, but I have such a long way to go.
Personally, I love the news (though I usually read it rather than watch it).
But I've always been a big fan of slapstick.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"