In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.
Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student.
You'll grow out of it.
And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.
And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!
Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.
Take this simple test: You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band. You say what?
I presonally would say, "What the fuck is wrong with your stupid ass? Have you even SEEN what Falling In Reverse looks like? For fuck's sake, they ALL have died their hair black, even the guy who's natural hair color is probably black, they ALL wear black dress shirts with white or red ties and skinny jeans (and what the fuck is up with that anyways? When I was in highschool nobody wore skinny jeans because they were and still are retarded), they've got their faces all pierced up, which is fine for some people but their frontman can't even pull it off, tattoos up the yin-yang (yeah THOSE are gonna be attractive in ten years' time, because they're thirty years old if they're a day, and what is it even with FUCKING THIRTY YEAR OLD MEN DRESSING UP LIKE TEENAGERS AND SINGING SONGS THAT ONLY APPEAL TO TEENAGERS AND THEN THEY GET THE TEENAGE GIRLS ALL HOT AND BOTHERED FUCKING GROSS) and I forgot my point, but good god, take some pride in yourself, and if you like them at all keep that shit a secret."