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« on: September 24, 2011, 04:56:27 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Dinosaur porn
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2011, 10:56:41 am »
there's only one? the rest is other weird shit

I'm assuming everybody has already seen the Dinosaurs fucking Cars images? (otherwise, just Google it, they're everywhere)
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Re: Dinosaur porn
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2011, 12:08:00 pm »
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Re: Dinosaur porn
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2011, 03:16:25 am »
Humanoid dinosaurs? FOR SHAME.

This post inspired me to devote an unknown period of time to researching dinosaur reproduction. Obviously I have a bit too much free time on my hands, but this field is actually surprisingly active.

Though fossils don't preserve soft tissue, most modern evidence suggests that dinosaurs had cloacas, not vaginas. Also, that picture shows pubic hair, which dinosaurs, as reptillian animals, obviously did not have.

I could say more, but I will not. I am going to go masturbate to dinosaurs now, goodbye.

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Re: Dinosaur porn
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2011, 04:09:22 am »
Once again, I have misplaced that pterodactyl porn short. I tried googling all kinds of phrases I thought I remembered from it, but no luck. I really need to SAVE the fucking thing next time.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2011, 04:13:18 am »
OH THERE IS IS I FOUND IT!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”