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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2011, 03:17:40 am »
Attending a christian rap concert seems to be punishment in and of itself.

Does Jesus have to bust a cap in your ass?
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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2011, 03:23:34 am »
Attending a christian rap concert seems to be punishment in and of itself.

Does Jesus have to bust a cap in your ass?

Does Jesus have to cut a bitch?
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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2011, 03:26:25 am »
The very first rapper I liked is apparently Christian. His show is pretty kick ass, actually.

Oh i agree. I just think its funny because wiccans go we dont believe in absolute evil. Unless its christians what is oppressing us! Erm ok. Then the christians go pagans atheists and feminists oh my! Its hilarious. Mind you the pagans atheists and feminists oh my have a stronger argument. I just think that the whole "no you!" factor is hilarious.

Hilarious, right up 'til people start getting set on fire or nailed to trees.  

Some people have to have SOMEBODY to hate.  It's what binds some people together, it's what makes people feel important.  They can't feel big unless they're making someone else feel small.  You see it in a lot of faiths...  You see it in politics.  (What do you think the two party system is FOR?  It's to give people someone a label so they can be hated.)  

Hell, watch any group of five or more children, you'll see it in action.  Up front, in your face confrontations, sneaking around people's backs spreading whispers, it's all the same shit.  It's what people DO... at least until their brains grow in.

Here's the funny thing about that.

This particular friend has know that I've been of the Pagan persuasion since... 1997. Hell, he and I were friends when I was still Catholic.

Did he, I dunno, forget that not only are there a few million non-Christians in the US but also that he was friends with them? Did he forget that one of those friends, nay a former bandmate, wrote a song condemning the idea of theocracy in high school? Yeah, he did. He forgot. Then his old friend came back and reminded him that he was being a douche. I think that's where the victim complex comes in. Monkeys don't want to be wrong, and if they are, they have to show the right monkey how they are wrong within the context the right monkey is arguing.


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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2011, 09:01:54 pm »
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New Heights Middle School in Jefferson, South Carolina, featured the rapper during an assembly that took place earlier this month. B-SHOC's catalog of songs includes titles such as "Jesus Lean'," "Crazy Bout God," and "Christ-Like Cruisin."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cAYV_lVNI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvyO4HyQofc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7iT2MT00o

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LOL, no actual Christian message in those songs at all.  He's just promoting Christianity as a brand.  The choice between Christianity and other religions is the same as the choice between Ford and Chevrolet, Coke and Pepsi, or Nike and Reebok.
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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 09:06:02 pm »
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New Heights Middle School in Jefferson, South Carolina, featured the rapper during an assembly that took place earlier this month. B-SHOC's catalog of songs includes titles such as "Jesus Lean'," "Crazy Bout God," and "Christ-Like Cruisin."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cAYV_lVNI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvyO4HyQofc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7iT2MT00o

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LOL, no actual Christian message in those songs at all.  He's just promoting Christianity as a brand.  The choice between Christianity and other religions is the same as the choice between Ford and Chevrolet, Coke and Pepsi, or Nike and Reebok.

What, like, New and Improved JudaismTM?  :lulz:
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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 09:13:47 pm »
Oh dear god....

I just watched Jesus Lean. I've come to the following conclusions:

White people aren't allowed to rap.
People in general are not allowed to rap about Jesus.
White people really are incapable of dancing.
Christians appear to have a tendency toward higher BMIs.
Christians in Christian rap videos are either under 15 or over 65. Unless your the Sheriff.

I'm going to watch teh other two, aren't I?
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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 09:24:57 pm »
Oh dear god....

I just watched Jesus Lean. I've come to the following conclusions:

White people aren't allowed to rap.
People in general are not allowed to rap about Jesus.
White people really are incapable of dancing.
Christians appear to have a tendency toward higher BMIs.
Christians in Christian rap videos are either under 15 or over 65. Unless your the Sheriff.

I'm going to watch teh other two, aren't I?

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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2011, 09:28:32 pm »
Oh dear god....

I just watched Jesus Lean. I've come to the following conclusions:

White people aren't allowed to rap.
People in general are not allowed to rap about Jesus.
White people really are incapable of dancing.
Christians appear to have a tendency toward higher BMIs.
Christians in Christian rap videos are either under 15 or over 65. Unless your the Sheriff.

I'm going to watch teh other two, aren't I?

Yep.  For SCIENCE!

Lord help me I watched them and now I have Christ-like Cruising stuck in my head.

PMZ is right too. It's all about the brand name.

I must inflict this on others.
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« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2011, 10:08:54 pm »
I just cant get over the idea that anyone would be converted at a Christian Rap concert.
I'm sure plenty of people have been converted at Christian rap concerts, though mostly in the opposite of the intended direction of conversion.
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« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2011, 10:16:17 pm »
I just cant get over the idea that anyone would be converted at a Christian Rap concert.
I'm sure plenty of people have been converted at Christian rap concerts, though mostly in the opposite of the intended direction of conversion.

Upon hearing B-Shoc at a Christian Music Festival that he attended for the purpose of trying to score with a girl by the name of Mae Rae, Jimmy John decided to sell his soul to Satan for black magic powers and buy as many Burzum albums as he could.

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« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2011, 01:24:18 am »
My oh my am I glad I left the south when I was young. Up here in Rochester, the worst I've seen is born-again fundamentalists standing in front of Wal Mart with stupid signs, I usually yell something like "Yeah, fuck Wal Mart!" when I pass them, but that's it. Then there was a guy who brought a podium and a speaker system to my college, he had a bunch of graphic pictures of aborted fetuses and inflammatory rhetoric about homosexuality, and the college has to let him come or he sues, and they have to make sure he doesn't get the crap beaten out of him, or he sues (he has won a number of assault cases this way). He funds his little tours with money he gets from being beaten up by people who he annoys. It's honestly a pretty clever system for an idiot to have devised. But come on, the kids at this dumb ministry rally are younger children, and everybody knows that children are extra stupid. It's fine if the principle and teachers are all dolts, we could've expected that, but the kids are almost defenseless against bullshit, at least when they're in school and being forced to attend some rally.
On a related note:     Anybody hear about how some town in Alabama proposed a plan to let first-time offenders convicted of misdemeanors choose between church or jail? Though it's on hold "for review", just the fact that it could be brought forth by civil servants and public employees doth boil the brain inside the skull. Then again, don't all the states tend to steer "drug offenders" into the 12 step program, another covert religious cult? But they've got nothing on my 5 step program.
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« Reply #41 on: September 28, 2011, 01:29:56 am »
My oh my am I glad I left the south when I was young. Up here in Rochester, the worst I've seen is born-again fundamentalists standing in front of Wal Mart with stupid signs, I usually yell something like "Yeah, fuck Wal Mart!" when I pass them, but that's it. Then there was a guy who brought a podium and a speaker system to my college, he had a bunch of graphic pictures of aborted fetuses and inflammatory rhetoric about homosexuality, and the college has to let him come or he sues, and they have to make sure he doesn't get the crap beaten out of him, or he sues (he has won a number of assault cases this way). He funds his little tours with money he gets from being beaten up by people who he annoys. It's honestly a pretty clever system for an idiot to have devised. But come on, the kids at this dumb ministry rally are younger children, and everybody knows that children are extra stupid. It's fine if the principle and teachers are all dolts, we could've expected that, but the kids are almost defenseless against bullshit, at least when they're in school and being forced to attend some rally.
On a related note:     Anybody hear about how some town in Alabama proposed a plan to let first-time offenders convicted of misdemeanors choose between church or jail? Though it's on hold "for review", just the fact that it could be brought forth by civil servants and public employees doth boil the brain inside the skull. Then again, don't all the states tend to steer "drug offenders" into the 12 step program, another covert religious cult? But they've got nothing on my 5 step program.
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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2011, 02:29:08 am »
My oh my am I glad I left the south when I was young. Up here in Rochester, the worst I've seen is born-again fundamentalists standing in front of Wal Mart with stupid signs, I usually yell something like "Yeah, fuck Wal Mart!" when I pass them, but that's it. Then there was a guy who brought a podium and a speaker system to my college, he had a bunch of graphic pictures of aborted fetuses and inflammatory rhetoric about homosexuality, and the college has to let him come or he sues, and they have to make sure he doesn't get the crap beaten out of him, or he sues (he has won a number of assault cases this way). He funds his little tours with money he gets from being beaten up by people who he annoys. It's honestly a pretty clever system for an idiot to have devised. But come on, the kids at this dumb ministry rally are younger children, and everybody knows that children are extra stupid. It's fine if the principle and teachers are all dolts, we could've expected that, but the kids are almost defenseless against bullshit, at least when they're in school and being forced to attend some rally.
On a related note:     Anybody hear about how some town in Alabama proposed a plan to let first-time offenders convicted of misdemeanors choose between church or jail? Though it's on hold "for review", just the fact that it could be brought forth by civil servants and public employees doth boil the brain inside the skull. Then again, don't all the states tend to steer "drug offenders" into the 12 step program, another covert religious cult? But they've got nothing on my 5 step program.
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Re: They arent even pretending to care any more...
« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2011, 04:29:43 am »
Constitution?  Fuck the constitution, force-feeding the kiddies MY faith is more important!
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« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2012, 12:45:21 pm »
America never had a constitution.

Just a buncha ideals and a lotta land that's all, a the end of the day the "Constitution" is just a piece of paper that people disregardfully, ignorantly and disrespectfully may as well wipe their ass on, all over America.

Freedom and Liberty flushed down the toilet, caked in the shit known as forced ideals, oppression and corruption.