We can't help you...in fact, we're part of the problem.
So here's a cat with two faces. a so-called 'Janus Cat'. its name is Frank and Louie.What's neat about this cat is that it's 12 years old!wow!not often that a disfigurement like this is still viable for a long life.awesome.http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/09/27/two-face-cat-from-worcester-sets-world-record/Video in link-o
Let me guess, they're saying he'd make a good congressman/president?