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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2012, 03:11:27 am »
Yeah, got my ass beat.

WOOO WOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2012, 03:12:16 am »
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 03:11:27 am
Yeah, got my ass beat.

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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2012, 03:13:24 am »
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2012, 04:26:35 am »
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 03:11:27 am
Yeah, got my ass beat.

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You lucky devil.  :lulz:
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2012, 01:12:32 am »
great poems

Last of the Great Romantics

would be good title for the cycle
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2012, 05:22:59 pm »
Alone in office
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2012, 08:13:16 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2012, 05:22:59 pm
Alone in office
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2013, 06:51:12 pm »
On getting dressed for work while my wife is still asleep.

Pants are on backward
My shirt is inside out too
Keep sleeping nekkid

I'm not really here
Thinking about getting home
Refinery fire today


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« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2013, 07:00:23 pm »
 :lulz: You're so romantic! She's a lucky woman.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2013, 07:01:42 pm »
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 28, 2013, 07:00:23 pm
:lulz: You're so romantic! She's a lucky woman.

It's the match made in heaven.  She likes dorks, and they don't come any dorkier than me.   :lulz:
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2013, 10:07:59 am »
Someone totally has to do a recording of reciting these to the soulful beat of bongo drums. It must be done.
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2013, 12:13:20 pm »
Nix the bongos. We need to set these to Beethoven's Pathetique Sonata and package the CD with a picture of roses and lit candles on a Grand Piano. The tracklistings, of course, should be in a Palace Script MT font.

I need to find the kind of dude that writes this beautifully to me.
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