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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2012, 08:39:20 pm »
That is truly awesome, in the correct "awe-inspiring" use of the word.
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« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2012, 02:32:02 pm »
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« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2012, 10:26:27 pm »
I'd forgotten about these, thanks for the bump. 
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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2012, 02:48:44 pm »
From the summer trip to Harris, the most stunning place on earth. It's made entirely from beach
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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2012, 09:07:54 pm »
My new ride.



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« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2012, 07:37:51 am »
New toy surfs like a nutter!


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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2012, 01:41:52 pm »
You should pop out right now, just before it catches you but, truth be told, you want caught. Getting caught is the best bit. And down it comes. Baring it's teeth six feet above your head and exploding down toward you. You're fully broached - side on to an avalanche. There's nothing else to do. You raise your paddle and fall over into it. And you hang on for dear life. It's a hundred yards to the beach and you're racing there sideways, on a magic carpet of exploding water. Just before you run up against the sand you straighten up and power back out. Round two...

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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #52 on: January 13, 2013, 09:24:22 am »
I remember the first time I ever caught a wave, like it was yesterday. It's like losing your virginity with the best fuck of your life. Yesterday I took a couple of newbies out to show them the ropes. This is Karen popping her cherry. Turn the volume up - and listen to the sound of STOKE!

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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #53 on: January 13, 2013, 07:59:21 pm »
I remember the first time I ever caught a wave, like it was yesterday. It's like losing your virginity with the best fuck of your life. Yesterday I took a couple of newbies out to show them the ropes. This is Karen popping her cherry. Turn the volume up - and listen to the sound of STOKE!

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I wish we had some waters like that... why is it so nice? Our ocean is scary. People kayak in it anyway, but they're insane.
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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #54 on: January 14, 2013, 08:39:50 pm »
Scary how?
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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #55 on: January 14, 2013, 08:51:58 pm »
Nigel's beaches are dunes of bonemeal carried by the wind to clean the skin from your face.

Nigel's ocean sticks to your legs as you tear yourself from the water. It hisses with every wave. It hisses when it's still.

Nigel's fishermen weep quiet tears when they feel a tug on their line.

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« Reply #56 on: January 14, 2013, 09:34:05 pm »
Yeah but that's all Nigel's doing :eek:
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« Reply #57 on: January 14, 2013, 10:39:46 pm »
Yeah but that's all Nigel's doing :eek:

No, that's just what happens around her.  She isn't at fault for THAT, any more than MEGA PIRANHA is at fault for shark attacks.
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« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2013, 03:46:32 pm »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: As of tonight...
« Reply #59 on: January 20, 2013, 11:02:12 am »
More footage of last weekend Break was so small at the start of the day that I wasn't even sure if it would be worth getting in our boats. Within 5 mins, tho, both of the noobs had capsized a couple of times each.

After about an hour the wind swung to offshore and the break got a bit bigger and a bit more fun.
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