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"I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2011, 01:55:06 am »
 :lulz: Jesus fuck!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2011, 02:10:53 am »
I was inspired.

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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2011, 02:22:35 am »
Impressive!  :lulz:
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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 02:23:21 am »
:mittens:
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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2011, 02:27:48 am »
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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2011, 09:46:00 am »
:mittens:

aaand I still gotta watch the originals of those.
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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2011, 05:47:20 pm »
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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2011, 07:36:24 pm »
:lulz:  :mittens:

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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2011, 03:41:05 am »
 :aaa: :lulz:
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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2011, 02:50:44 pm »
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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2011, 02:56:31 am »
Oh.  My.  God. 

Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.

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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2011, 04:34:31 am »
Oh.  My.  God. 

Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.

This!  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2011, 05:52:27 am »
Oh.  My.  God. 

Something wonderful is very wrong with you, Coyote.

My work is deeply and profoundly.

I cook with only the best ingredients.

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Re: "I have been cured, and damn I taste good"
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2011, 09:51:52 am »
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!