Where were you when the fnordgasm happened?
People are guilty of all manner of things but perhaps the one that plagues humanity most is not paying attention to what it deems important. After all, what good is holding something close to your heart if you don't truly know it. It is the implicit, explicit, and otherwise utterly unrelated goal of this movement to force others to take notice.
In this day and age there is nothing people hold more dearly than money. Above all else they will scour the earth, do anything, by any means necessary for the attainment of wealth. Monetary consumption has become the end goal worldwide yet no one seems to pay attention to the silly little pieces of paper that are carried around, attenuated to gold.
Thus I welcome you to a new segment of OMGASM (Operation Mindfuck - Golden Apple Seed Mission). Our goal is simple:
Fnordgasm is the unauthorised and just tagging of institutionalised script. Until we are allowed to deal in flax or hemp lets do what we can to make theirs our own.
The fnording of arbitrarily valued currency must be. Until people see what is in front of them, we must guide their eyes. Until they understand, we must confuse.
All Hail Discordia!
-Pope Monochrome KSC