I'm surprised someone hasn't mentioned how sorry they are to hear about all these dogs' penises...
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey
Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish