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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 10:07:19 pm »
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2011, 10:08:44 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mrgreen:

I'm waiting for the gang wars between the Juggalos and the Headbangers!  Maybe the Headbangers will ally themselves with the Deadheads and the Juggalos will have to respond by forming an alliance with the Hippies!  Not that the Hippies would be much help.  Hell, a good batch of mushrooms and the Hippy gang might accidentally, or on purpose, attack the Juggalos.  Or a tree.

Thought I was reading The Onion for a minute, there.
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 10:29:26 pm »
I'm tempted not to respond at all to such a retarded post, but I can't help but point out that you seem to be under the mistaken impression that "Deadheads" and "Hippies" are somehow separate entities.
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 pm »
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.  Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well.  Some Juggalos do too.  Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music.  Blah blah blah.

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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 10:39:06 pm »
I'm sure the FBI have more important things to do than following around Juggalos.  Like inciting Islamic terrorists with undercover agents, or driving their covert surveillance vans around streets (with the "FBI Surveillance Van #2" wifi visible for the surrounding two blocks).

On second thought, the FBI probably don't have anything more important to do with their time.
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2011, 11:08:30 pm »
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mrgreen:

I'm waiting for the gang wars between the Juggalos and the Headbangers!  Maybe the Headbangers will ally themselves with the Deadheads and the Juggalos will have to respond by forming an alliance with the Hippies!  Not that the Hippies would be much help.  Hell, a good batch of mushrooms and the Hippy gang might accidentally, or on purpose, attack the Juggalos.  Or a tree.

Thought I was reading The Onion for a minute, there.

Nah, I wouldn't want to get into a fight with a Juggalo for that reason. I'll point and laugh at them, but who am I to go and rough someone up because I don't like how they look or what they listen to. What am I, a jock?
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2011, 11:14:02 pm »
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.  Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well.  Some Juggalos do too.  Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music.  Blah blah blah.

Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.

Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2011, 11:23:47 pm »
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.

Their may be a random hippie who gets into a proggy band like Opeth or Cynic or Dream Theater, but they're going to be pretty far and few between.  The hippie culture and metal culture are pretty different from each other. 

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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2011, 11:25:37 pm »
Also, metal and Dream Theater are pretty different from each other. :lulz:
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2011, 11:29:34 pm »
Ahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2011, 11:47:50 pm »
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.  Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well.  Some Juggalos do too.  Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music.  Blah blah blah.

Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.

Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.

Your "missing the point entirely" is showing.  The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers.  Who's being pedantic again?  Yeah.
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2011, 11:56:55 pm »
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.  Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well.  Some Juggalos do too.  Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music.  Blah blah blah.

Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.

Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.

Your "missing the point entirely" is showing.  The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers.  Who's being pedantic again?  Yeah.

YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2011, 12:03:40 am »
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well.  Headbangers include many hippies as well.  Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well.  Some Juggalos do too.  Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music.  Blah blah blah.

Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.

Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.

Your "missing the point entirely" is showing.  The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers.  Who's being pedantic again?  Yeah.

YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.
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Re: Official: FBI have too much time on their hands.
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2011, 11:55:32 am »
PLEASE, TRIX, TEACH ME HOW TO PROPERLY UNDERSTAND THE FUNNY.
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