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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2011, 09:12:11 pm »
I have a confession to make.  check the toilet tank.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2011, 09:13:19 pm »
Quote from: Richter on November 04, 2011, 09:12:11 pm
I have a confession to make.  check the toilet tank.

You will fill out an evironmental impact statement and submit it.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2011, 10:00:18 pm »
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2011, 10:03:21 pm »
Phox now has an urge to listen to Alice Cooper....  :eek:
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2011, 10:42:19 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 pm
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 pm
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

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Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

 :lulz:

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2011, 10:57:26 pm »
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 10:42:19 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 pm
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 pm
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

 :mrgreen:

Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

 :lulz:

I once put oil in the pasta water.

WAYSA?

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Quote from: Doktor Howl
McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2011, 10:57:51 pm »
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 04, 2011, 10:00:18 pm
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.

You will attend a teabagger rally.  With a straight face.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl
McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2011, 11:00:38 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 10:57:26 pm
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 10:42:19 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:34:49 pm
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:13:01 pm
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

 :mrgreen:

Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

 :lulz:

I once put oil in the pasta water.

WAYSA?

You will listen to the title track from every Franz Ferdinand album, in memory of Talufa.

Is that the first track, or the most popular track?
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2011, 11:03:20 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 10:57:51 pm
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 04, 2011, 10:00:18 pm
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.

You will attend a teabagger rally.  With a straight face.

If that is the penance I dread what that circle of hell would be.

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2011, 11:59:00 pm »
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 04, 2011, 08:00:48 pm
My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.

Loveage? If not, you need to listen to some Loveage.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2011, 11:59:51 pm »
Oh, and I have no sins to confess. Pure as the driven snow, I am.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2011, 12:09:37 am »
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 11:59:00 pm
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 04, 2011, 08:00:48 pm
My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.

Loveage? If not, you need to listen to some Loveage.
Nope. Argyle Pimps. But I'll check out Loveage for sure!
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2011, 12:12:32 am »
I got fucking drunk off my ass at a friend's house party while dressed as Jesus.
The sin being, I don't remember it, and I'm sure his guests' reactions were hilarious.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2011, 03:06:45 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:33:56 pm
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on November 04, 2011, 07:11:55 pm
I don't know who "Curly" is.

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2011, 02:27:19 am »
I confess that I don't believe in beautiful fairy princesses.
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