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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2011, 09:12:11 pm »
I have a confession to make.  check the toilet tank.
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« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2011, 09:13:19 pm »
I have a confession to make.  check the toilet tank.

You will fill out an evironmental impact statement and submit it.

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« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2011, 10:00:18 pm »
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.
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« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2011, 10:03:21 pm »
Phox now has an urge to listen to Alice Cooper....  :eek:

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2011, 10:42:19 pm »
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

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Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

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« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2011, 10:57:26 pm »
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

 :mrgreen:

Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

 :lulz:

I once put oil in the pasta water.

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2011, 10:57:51 pm »
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.

You will attend a teabagger rally.  With a straight face.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2011, 11:00:38 pm »
I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

 :mrgreen:

Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

 :lulz:

I once put oil in the pasta water.

WAYSA?

You will listen to the title track from every Franz Ferdinand album, in memory of Talufa.

Is that the first track, or the most popular track?
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2011, 11:03:20 pm »
I'm listening to Meat Loaf.

You will attend a teabagger rally.  With a straight face.

If that is the penance I dread what that circle of hell would be.

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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2011, 11:59:00 pm »
My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.

Loveage? If not, you need to listen to some Loveage.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2011, 11:59:51 pm »
Oh, and I have no sins to confess. Pure as the driven snow, I am.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2011, 12:09:37 am »
My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.

Loveage? If not, you need to listen to some Loveage.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2011, 12:12:32 am »
I got fucking drunk off my ass at a friend's house party while dressed as Jesus.
The sin being, I don't remember it, and I'm sure his guests' reactions were hilarious.
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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2011, 03:06:45 am »
I don't know who "Curly" is.

You will spend 3 hours watching Three Stooges episodes on Youtube.  Not the heretical ones with Shemp, either.



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Re: The Confessional is OPEN.
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2011, 02:27:19 am »
I confess that I don't believe in beautiful fairy princesses.