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ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« on: November 05, 2011, 07:23:32 pm »
...and I'll use that personal information to determine your full name, address, and where you work.

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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2011, 07:24:54 pm »
I have a shoe size L, and my favorite color is 12. GO
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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2011, 07:28:49 pm »
10 1/2

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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2011, 07:32:03 pm »
My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!
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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2011, 07:33:09 pm »
Shoe size 42-30, favorite color lizard. GO!

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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2011, 07:33:54 pm »
10; green.
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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2011, 08:14:27 pm »
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719

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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2011, 08:28:17 pm »
9 EEE and Black

My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!

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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2011, 08:54:34 pm »
I have a shoe size L, and my favorite color is 12. GO

your name is Vincenzo Fartarelli and you live in Queens where you sell counterfeit Manischewitz wine at cut-rate prices to people who are having trouble affording a bar mitzvah party.

10 1/2

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Apparently, your name actually IS "Emo Howard". You live in a 55+ gated retirement trailer park in Muncie, Indiana where you aren't technically employed but manage to scrape by on an ingenious scam involving you placing a cat in the tree outside the trailer of anyone in the park who suffers from dementia or alzheimers and then charging them $10 to rescue "their" cat.

My shoes are size 44 and MY FAVOURITE COLOUR DIED OF ATROPINE POISONING, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!

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You live at 612 Anuustraad in the basement of a tourist brothel and obviously, given your ethnic background and enormous feet, you make a living as an environmentally-friendly freelance wafflemaker using only the waffle-tread soles of your favorite pair of clogs and the heat generated by the friction of your thighs rubbing together.

Shoe size 42-30, favorite color lizard. GO!

Your real name is Princess Poopypants (you had it legally changed to that when you turned 18, apparently) and you live in an abandoned methlab on the outskirts of Effingham, Illinois. You make your living by beating up members of the local biker gang, stealing their leather vests and chaps, and turning them into cute handbags and coin purses to sell on Etsy.

10; green.

Your real name is Charlie Dwardfarkle. you live on a boat, which sounds pretty glamorous except that it's a moldy 15 foot zodiac with a blue tarp over it that you've tied to a cypress tree in the swamp outside Port Arthur, Texas. You are happily unemployed, feeling that you live quite well on your yacht, drinking the sweat that condenses on the underside of the tarp every morning and eating a porridge made from swampgrass and spanish moss, with the occasional bits of armadillo meat thrown in when you find a dead one floating by.

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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2011, 08:58:29 pm »
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719

your name is Ambassador Klok Kaos. You live in Saratoga Springs, New York but you are known and noted worldwide for your dashing good looks and musical prowess. When you aren't pursuing your dream of releasing an industrial album consisting solely of the "brown note" dragged out for a bowel-imploding 45 minutes, you put on yellow sunglasses and tour the world as the frontman for your side project band, U2.
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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2011, 09:04:44 pm »
Thread delivers.  :lulz:

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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2011, 09:05:07 pm »
9 EEE and Black

Your real name is Myrtle Feinbottom. You live at 10525 Whackasackamus Place in Shelton, WA where you make a living as the world's only remaining professional Pinochle player. Since all of your competitors have died and the endorsement money has dried up, you volunteer at the state prison down the road where you ostensibly use bidding-based card games to teach prisoners about mathematical probabilities and business strategy, but really you smuggle hand-rolled cigarettes in your vagina and sell them to the cons for $20 apiece.
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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2011, 09:10:23 pm »
My shoe size is 83.244.236.131 and my favourite color is 349174719

your name is Ambassador Klok Kaos. You live in Saratoga Springs, New York but you are known and noted worldwide for your dashing good looks and musical prowess. When you aren't pursuing your dream of releasing an industrial album consisting solely of the "brown note" dragged out for a bowel-imploding 45 minutes, you put on yellow sunglasses and tour the world as the frontman for your side project band, U2.

I thought that was released under the assumed name of Justin Bieber?

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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2011, 09:15:36 pm »
9 EEE and Black

Your real name is Myrtle Feinbottom. You live at 10525 Whackasackamus Place in Shelton, WA where you make a living as the world's only remaining professional Pinochle player. Since all of your competitors have died and the endorsement money has dried up, you volunteer at the state prison down the road where you ostensibly use bidding-based card games to teach prisoners about mathematical probabilities and business strategy, but really you smuggle hand-rolled cigarettes in your vagina and sell them to the cons for $20 apiece.

FUCK I GUESS I NEED TO USE MOAR TOR!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!:
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Re: ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2011, 10:00:54 pm »
10 and green
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