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Re: ITT: TGRR helps you with your personals ads.
« Reply #90 on: November 09, 2011, 02:34:16 am »
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« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2011, 03:05:17 am »
Why the hell not?
I'll do it.
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« Reply #92 on: November 09, 2011, 03:46:48 am »
Wow, just when I decide I'll reactivate my findsomeone.co.nz account and write something, this beautiful thread comes into my life.

This site has the usual space for "about me", "looking for", and "describe yourself in one sentence".

It also wants my thoughts on children, commitment, communication, drugs, expressing yourself, housework, intimacy, love, money, politics, racism, romance, sexism, technology, work and religion... if you feel like trying the BONUS ROUND.

Optional text boxes for holiness overflow include "what I do for exercise", "sports I like to watch", "my hobbies" and "hobbies I'd like to take up", "my favourite foods", "what I like to cook", "MY IDEAL NIGHT OUT", "my typical holiday", "my dream holiday" and "my most memorable holiday".

ETA: I FOUND MORE BOXES TO FILL IN, IF YOU FEEL SO INSPIRED.
Favourites movies, programs, books. Last of each I watched/read and what I thought of it.
Art and theatre that I enjoy.

TGGR, PLEASE PIMP MY PROFILE.
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« Reply #93 on: November 09, 2011, 03:54:40 am »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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« Reply #96 on: November 09, 2011, 05:28:02 am »
The Love Doktor is IN.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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« Reply #97 on: November 09, 2011, 06:04:17 am »
Here's where I'm at so far: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DoloresAzure

(Awaiting tweaks by the Love Doktor)
Tiny and Terrible Strap-On Fuckhorde of Tonight's Wrong Turn.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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« Reply #98 on: November 09, 2011, 06:18:48 am »
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sleepytiem
:lulz: I'm enjoying this.

 :lulz: SHIT this is good!
:thanks:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sleepytiem
:lulz: I'm enjoying this.

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Education: Dropped out of space camp

 :lulz: :lulz:
It was too perfect!

Also, first response:
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I concur!
What? I have no iea how to respond. There's nothing for him to concur with, and the fact that he's a decently high match with that account makes me wonder if he's serious  (I gave the most batshit, contradictory answers I could think of).
« Last Edit: November 09, 2011, 06:21:13 am by Secret Agent GARBO »
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« Reply #99 on: November 09, 2011, 06:19:19 am »
Here's where I'm at so far: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DoloresAzure

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I have given you an eye candy award.
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« Reply #100 on: November 09, 2011, 06:27:11 am »
Conundrum solved. I will see how far I can take this.
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« Reply #101 on: November 09, 2011, 06:35:21 am »
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sleepytiem
:lulz: I'm enjoying this.

 :lulz: SHIT this is good!
:thanks:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sleepytiem
:lulz: I'm enjoying this.

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Education: Dropped out of space camp

 :lulz: :lulz:
It was too perfect!

Also, first response:
Quote
I concur!
What? I have no iea how to respond. There's nothing for him to concur with, and the fact that he's a decently high match with that account makes me wonder if he's serious  (I gave the most batshit, contradictory answers I could think of).

He's joking! A smart one! GET HIM.
Tiny and Terrible Strap-On Fuckhorde of Tonight's Wrong Turn.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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« Reply #102 on: November 09, 2011, 06:36:56 am »
Here's where I'm at so far: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DoloresAzure

(Awaiting tweaks by the Love Doktor)
I have given you an eye candy award.

:thanks:

For some reason, this profile is showing me guys that are like 1000 times hotter than what my "serious" profile is showing me. I just looked at one who is fucking RETARDED hot and has a 3-year-old kid. I am not dying to jump back into parenting small children, but at least that's one thing I'm damn good at.
Tiny and Terrible Strap-On Fuckhorde of Tonight's Wrong Turn.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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« Reply #103 on: November 09, 2011, 06:38:33 am »
I think it's because of the Love Doktor.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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« Reply #104 on: November 09, 2011, 06:40:46 am »
A logical deduction. :lulz:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sleepytiem
:lulz: I'm enjoying this.

 :lulz: SHIT this is good!
:thanks:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sleepytiem
:lulz: I'm enjoying this.

Quote
Education: Dropped out of space camp

 :lulz: :lulz:
It was too perfect!

Also, first response:
Quote
I concur!
What? I have no iea how to respond. There's nothing for him to concur with, and the fact that he's a decently high match with that account makes me wonder if he's serious  (I gave the most batshit, contradictory answers I could think of).

He's joking! A smart one! GET HIM.
He's not! I trawled through his profile and all signs point to real, and he's evidently totally serious in agreeing with sleeptiem that all liberals are whores.
“Call me sentimental, but there’s no-one in the world that I’d like to see get dysentery more than you.” — David Nicholls (One Day)