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ATTN: The Criminal Scum None As Doctor Cramulus
« on: January 09, 2019, 08:01:36 pm »
YOU COME INTO MY TIMELINE WITH THAT FILTH :: :argh!:
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Re: ATTN: The Criminal Scum None As Doctor Cramulus
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2019, 08:05:58 pm »
The Goat LARP strikes again!

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Re: ATTN: The Criminal Scum None As Doctor Cramulus
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2019, 08:06:38 pm »
I cannot see the pic, assuming there is one.

I feel as if science has let me down.  :(
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Re: ATTN: The Criminal Scum None As Doctor Cramulus
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2019, 08:24:48 pm »
Ever since Cramulus retired, the press has been bored and now spends all of their time manufacturing spats between royalty.  Remember back when The Professor gave them something to cry about?  They'd never stoop to imitating UK tabloids, mostly because they'd still be too busy hiring cub reporters to replace the ones that offended Cramulus with stupid questions. 

All Cramulus ever wanted was an orderly progression into the future.  And also human bacon.  Shut up.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: ATTN: The Criminal Scum None As Doctor Cramulus
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2019, 09:07:27 pm »
The Goat LARP strikes again!

GOAT LARP IS SMALL CHILDREN GAME COMPARED TO HORROR HE INFLICTED UPON MINE OWN EYES
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Re: ATTN: The Criminal Scum None As Doctor Cramulus
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2019, 01:57:37 pm »
YOU COME INTO MY TIMELINE WITH THAT FILTH :: :argh!:


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The best thing about that pillow is that I physically own it, I'm actually leaning against it right now. I saw that pic on tumblr one day, while fuckin loaded on bourbon. I laughed so hard that I had to find out more. I found a website which sold it printed on a pillow, and purchased it immediately. The next morning, when I sobered up, I forgot all about it.

A week or two later, the pillow arrived in the mail and it totally blindsided me. Laughed by BALLS off. I think that if the apartment was on fire, it's one of the things I'd grab.

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The painting is called "Batman Charity" and it's a take-off of this renaissance painting called Roman Charity. There are dozens of versions of it.

Here's Rubens version:


According to the roman legend, this dude was sentenced to death by starvation, just chained up in a room and left to die. His daughter was allowed to visit him, but she couldn't bring him food, so she breastfed him. This is seen as an act of super heroism. I mean, she could have been sentenced to the same thing, but also, it's gross as fuck. She really took one for the team there. But the (Super)hero connotation is probably why this painter did a Batman version of it.

This is Fine Ass Art.
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Re: ATTN: The Criminal Scum None As Doctor Cramulus
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2019, 06:35:32 pm »
None?  NONE?!

Quite frankly you get everything you deserve.