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So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« on: January 13, 2019, 12:20:02 am »
Not even sure if this is the right section of the forum buuuut oh well

So I'm on the Pagans & Witches Amino app, and there's a chat room about chaos deities...and they just switched the focus onto Eris for the next few days. I'm tempted to try and convert a few witches to our cause. Thoughts? I know the average religious witch doesn't mesh well with the average irreligious Discordian, but maybe we can come together for the sake of Goddess. At the very least, we could give the app some good traffic. I dunno. I'm rambling now, whee.
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?

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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2019, 12:53:08 am »
Holy Nonsense has a lot of digestible bits for that kind of environment, if you need something as a solo pdf that isn't up already lmk and I'll spin it out for you.
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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2019, 02:08:20 am »
I'm tempted to try and convert a few witches to our cause. Thoughts?

"Our" cause?

Our "cause"?

"Convert"?

Your discordianism...it is not like my discordianism.  That's okay (some even encourage it), but if I find you trying to convert me to things, I'm gonna get real cranky.

I'm fine with you trying to convert me away from things, though.
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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2019, 08:29:32 am »
Not even sure if this is the right section of the forum buuuut oh well

So I'm on the Pagans & Witches Amino app, and there's a chat room about chaos deities...and they just switched the focus onto Eris for the next few days. I'm tempted to try and convert a few witches to our cause. Thoughts? I know the average religious witch doesn't mesh well with the average irreligious Discordian, but maybe we can come together for the sake of Goddess. At the very least, we could give the app some good traffic. I dunno. I'm rambling now, whee.

Which is "our" cause?
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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2019, 12:16:04 pm »
You can bring witches here, sure.  I promise I'll be nice

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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2019, 07:09:10 pm »
You can bring witches here, sure.  I promise I'll be nice

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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2019, 01:54:06 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2019, 04:31:06 am »
We have a long tradition of getting along with Pagans.  :lulz:
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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2019, 04:39:05 am »
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2019, 04:54:51 am »
Welp...my earlier word choice may have made me sound like a proselytizing Principia thumper. Though I swear I'm not, I think I'm getting this person on the app interested in Eris. Maybe they'll find their way over here some day. If they do; yo, S.S., good to see ya! Step into the Chao, if thou would'st be wise. :lulz:
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O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?

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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2019, 12:47:52 pm »
Only if we can both change into rabbis.

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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2019, 03:29:32 am »
Update, I guess.

The room's mod let me ascend my Discordian soapbox and blurb about the history of the Principia, and its parodic and religious aspects...so now we have three people who seem genuinely interested in the Goddess. Now I'm wondering when an astute Hellenic pagan will come in and talk about Eris in such a way that ruins the fun. Greyface would totally have a minion like that, too. :argh!:
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?

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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2019, 04:34:20 am »
Update, I guess.

The room's mod let me ascend my Discordian soapbox and blurb about the history of the Principia, and its parodic and religious aspects...so now we have three people who seem genuinely interested in the Goddess. Now I'm wondering when an astute Hellenic pagan will come in and talk about Eris in such a way that ruins the fun. Greyface would totally have a minion like that, too. :argh!:

The Principia is a great starter kit.

The advanced course is what's going on right now in the USA and the UK.
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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2019, 04:56:10 am »
The advanced course is what's going on right now in the USA and the UK.
So...they're the advanced course that ruin your soul, pride, wallet, and faith in humanity? U.S. and U.K. politics: the new MLM.  :lulz:
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?

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Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2019, 05:19:58 am »
The advanced course is what's going on right now in the USA and the UK.
So...they're the advanced course that ruin your soul, pride, wallet, and faith in humanity? U.S. and U.K. politics: the new MLM.  :lulz:

I don't have any of those.  Except the wallet.  For now.
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