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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #360 on: January 21, 2016, 07:01:35 am »
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #361 on: March 29, 2016, 08:47:48 pm »
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #362 on: May 10, 2016, 02:11:37 pm »
http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=10293503&fulltextType=RA&fileId=S2053447716000099


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As a group of people with a vested interest in the fine art of trolling, you might find this interesting. It's probably not saying anything you don't know already though.


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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #363 on: May 23, 2016, 04:39:27 am »
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #364 on: July 06, 2016, 08:36:32 pm »
https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.
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« Reply #365 on: July 06, 2016, 08:41:33 pm »
https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #366 on: July 06, 2016, 08:52:26 pm »
https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

Tangential story time:
So my sister, the one that lived in Tucson for a bit, had this weird allergic reaction to something. Her knees swelled up, she couldn't walk, she was tired all the time, and eventually had to use a wheelchair.  Tested for everything, had a couple rheumatoid arthritis markers, but not enough, also not Lupus.  Decided to go to an allergy specialist.  Did testing found she was allergic to corn.  Big issue, town was in the middle of a cornfield.  Seemed plausible.  However they gave her things like desiccated thyroid of something, ok I get she's tired, boxes of random supplements, and then colloidal silver.  I asked how this was supposed to help, she said something about boosting the immune system.  I said if they think it's an allergy, that's the opposite of what you need happening, and silver does jack shit.

So, she takes this junk for several months, graduates and then moves to Tucson.  All issues faded away.  Tucson apparently cured her.

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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #367 on: July 06, 2016, 08:54:06 pm »
https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

Once again, RationalWiki nails it.

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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #368 on: November 01, 2016, 11:18:55 pm »
This is pretty nicely done. Kudos on the commitment here:

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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #369 on: November 02, 2016, 03:57:40 am »
https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

Tangential story time:
So my sister, the one that lived in Tucson for a bit, had this weird allergic reaction to something. Her knees swelled up, she couldn't walk, she was tired all the time, and eventually had to use a wheelchair.  Tested for everything, had a couple rheumatoid arthritis markers, but not enough, also not Lupus.  Decided to go to an allergy specialist.  Did testing found she was allergic to corn.  Big issue, town was in the middle of a cornfield.  Seemed plausible.  However they gave her things like desiccated thyroid of something, ok I get she's tired, boxes of random supplements, and then colloidal silver.  I asked how this was supposed to help, she said something about boosting the immune system.  I said if they think it's an allergy, that's the opposite of what you need happening, and silver does jack shit.

So, she takes this junk for several months, graduates and then moves to Tucson.  All issues faded away.  Tucson apparently cured her.

Sounds like she was seeing a naturopath. They are really pretty much entirely shit for anything but creating their bread and butter, which is chronically ill people.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #370 on: November 11, 2016, 10:18:43 pm »
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, whut?

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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #371 on: November 11, 2016, 10:22:20 pm »
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, whut?

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« Reply #372 on: November 11, 2016, 10:23:25 pm »
Ah. Still, what the hell, Groupon, that's just silly.
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« Reply #373 on: November 11, 2016, 10:24:21 pm »
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, whut?

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Wouldn't someone have to own Mars, in order to sell land on Mars?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”