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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #90 on: November 18, 2013, 02:48:21 am »
oddly enough, this enhances my optimism.  horrible things happening to orrible people are corrctibe by removing som hrriblenesss.





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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #91 on: December 09, 2013, 06:18:50 pm »
Graffiti from Pompeii:

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(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio): Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates mens behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

(House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose): Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.

(House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door): To the one defecating here.  Beware of the curse.  If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

(on the wall in the street): Theophilus, dont perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

(House of Caecilius Iucundus): Whoever loves, let him flourish.  Let him perish who knows not love.  Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.

(just outside the Vesuvius gate): Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

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http://dangerousminds.net/comments/lewd_graffiti_from_ancient_pompeii
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #92 on: December 10, 2013, 10:18:53 pm »
Graffiti from Pompeii:

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(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio): Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates mens behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

(House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose): Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.

(House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door): To the one defecating here.  Beware of the curse.  If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

(on the wall in the street): Theophilus, dont perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

(House of Caecilius Iucundus): Whoever loves, let him flourish.  Let him perish who knows not love.  Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.

(just outside the Vesuvius gate): Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

More here:
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/lewd_graffiti_from_ancient_pompeii
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #93 on: December 11, 2013, 02:08:05 am »
That makes me feel as if nothing ever really changes.

Humans could make it to space and eventually historians would find these writtings next to airlocks.
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #94 on: December 11, 2013, 02:58:46 am »
That makes me feel as if nothing ever really changes.

Humans could make it to space and eventually historians would find these writtings next to airlocks.

This is incredibly likely.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #95 on: December 11, 2013, 12:08:32 pm »
That makes me feel as if nothing ever really changes.

Humans could make it to space and eventually historians would find these writtings next to airlocks.

This is incredibly likely.
It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if there already is graffiti in the ISS.
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #96 on: December 11, 2013, 01:03:30 pm »
That makes me feel as if nothing ever really changes.

Humans could make it to space and eventually historians would find these writtings next to airlocks.

This is incredibly likely.
It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if there already is graffiti in the ISS.

In all honesty I'd be shocked if there wasn't any.
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #97 on: December 11, 2013, 04:00:26 pm »
(next to doodle-boners) Good luck, ladies! These are the only erections you'll see up here!
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #98 on: December 11, 2013, 04:53:11 pm »
(next to doodle-boners) Good luck, ladies! These are the only erections you'll see up here!

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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #99 on: December 12, 2013, 11:38:51 am »
I had never previously thought about the mechanics of space sex. Google was quite enlightening. I now have urges born from spite and curiosity as well as the usual ones.

More random link fun, R Kelly idiocy:
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/celebrities/r-kelly-slammed-twitter-while-promoting-new-black-panties-cd

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In an effort to promote his CD "Black Panties," R. Kelly tweeted: "I want all my fans and everyone out there to know that this is REALLY me answering your questions, so fire away #AskRKelly #BlackPanties."

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Hey @rkelly is there such a thing as too young for you? And what would that be - 5, 6? #AskRKelly

I got a cousins birthday coming up what are are 7 year old into now a days? #AskRKelly

So @rkelly only answered 16 questions,the perv really cannot do anything over 18 #AskRkelly

I heard the original title was called "Lil Black Panties". True? #AskRKelly #BlackPanties

How have you managed to stay off of To Catch a Predator, @rkelly? #AskRKelly
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #100 on: December 12, 2013, 05:56:18 pm »
(next to doodle-boners) Good luck, ladies! These are the only erections you'll see up here!

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There are no erections in space? Damn.
Well that ruined some dreams.
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #101 on: December 12, 2013, 06:10:10 pm »
I consider it to be more a "challenge accepted" thing.
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #102 on: December 13, 2013, 05:42:34 am »
All I want for Xmas is THIS.

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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #103 on: December 13, 2013, 12:11:54 pm »
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #104 on: December 13, 2013, 01:16:30 pm »
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