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I don't know where the random links thread is
« on: November 10, 2011, 06:08:09 am »
but this shit is fucking funny.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2011, 08:48:35 am »

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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2011, 01:25:35 pm »
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2011, 05:16:17 pm »
Holy fuck

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2011, 08:05:27 pm »
I KNOW, RIGHT?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2011, 08:14:40 pm »
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 09:22:40 pm »
I also do not know where the random links thread is, but this works for me.

http://now.msn.com/coffee-enemas-have-turned-into-an-addiction-for-florida-couple-mike-and-trina#scptmfs
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2013, 10:23:25 pm »
"We don't drink coffee, for health reasons... we put it up our butts instead!"

Why do they think coffee is better for you when taken ANALLY?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 10:33:34 pm »
"We don't drink coffee, for health reasons... we put it up our butts instead!"

Why do they think coffee is better for you when taken ANALLY?

Back when I was up in the Morenci area, I knew a drunk that couldn't drink...He'd utterly fucked his guts up over the years.  So he did wine enemas.

Now THAT is dedication!
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2013, 10:45:01 pm »
"We don't drink coffee, for health reasons... we put it up our butts instead!"

Why do they think coffee is better for you when taken ANALLY?


Hits the bloodstream faster.  Same reason for tampon margaritas.
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2013, 10:48:35 pm »
"We don't drink coffee, for health reasons... we put it up our butts instead!"

Why do they think coffee is better for you when taken ANALLY?


Hits the bloodstream faster.  Same reason for tampon margaritas.

Snopes calls bullshit.
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2013, 11:11:58 pm »
That's cool, but it is quite real. 
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2013, 11:14:36 pm »
The act of liquoring tampons and insert them vaginally or anally is probably real, but the effect... not so much.
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Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2013, 11:19:40 pm »
That's cool, but it is quite real.

Uh huh.  Your credibility on substance abuse issues is impeccable, RWHN.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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