I don't know where the random links thread is

[Brother Mythos]

TrumpScript™ – Making Python Great Again!

http://devpost.com/software/trumpscript

[Cramulus]

TrumpScript™ – Making Python Great Again!

http://devpost.com/software/trumpscript

 

-No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
-All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
-There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and Amerian made.
-Instead of "True" and "False," we have "fact" and "lie"
-Only the most popular English words, Drumpf's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
-Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Drumpf himself.
-All programs must end with "America is great."
-Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B
-In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Drumpf isn't the type of guy to believe in PC
-The language is completely case insensitive

[Vanadium Gryllz]

http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=10293503&fulltextType=RA&fileId=S2053447716000099


Aristotle's 'On Trolling'

As a group of people with a vested interest in the fine art of trolling, you might find this interesting. It's probably not saying anything you don't know already though.

For the perfected troll has no need of
rudeness or abuse, or even of fallacy (this belongs rather to sophistic or eristic,
and requires making an argument)

[Trivial]

https://whoisthekingrightnow.com/

Be king for 3 minutes, make 3 decrees. 

[Trivial]

https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

[Trivial]

https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

Tangential story time:
So my sister, the one that lived in Tucson for a bit, had this weird allergic reaction to something. Her knees swelled up, she couldn't walk, she was tired all the time, and eventually had to use a wheelchair.  Tested for everything, had a couple rheumatoid arthritis markers, but not enough, also not Lupus.  Decided to go to an allergy specialist.  Did testing found she was allergic to corn.  Big issue, town was in the middle of a cornfield.  Seemed plausible.  However they gave her things like desiccated thyroid of something, ok I get she's tired, boxes of random supplements, and then colloidal silver.  I asked how this was supposed to help, she said something about boosting the immune system.  I said if they think it's an allergy, that's the opposite of what you need happening, and silver does jack shit.

So, she takes this junk for several months, graduates and then moves to Tucson.  All issues faded away.  Tucson apparently cured her.

[LMNO]

https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

Once again, RationalWiki nails it.

[Junkenstein]

This is pretty nicely done. Kudos on the commitment here:

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys

You'll die alone. There is no debate.
Eat Arbys.

It rubs the Arbys on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Hey @SUBWAY go fuck yourself.
sincerely,
Arbys

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

Tangential story time:
So my sister, the one that lived in Tucson for a bit, had this weird allergic reaction to something. Her knees swelled up, she couldn't walk, she was tired all the time, and eventually had to use a wheelchair.  Tested for everything, had a couple rheumatoid arthritis markers, but not enough, also not Lupus.  Decided to go to an allergy specialist.  Did testing found she was allergic to corn.  Big issue, town was in the middle of a cornfield.  Seemed plausible.  However they gave her things like desiccated thyroid of something, ok I get she's tired, boxes of random supplements, and then colloidal silver.  I asked how this was supposed to help, she said something about boosting the immune system.  I said if they think it's an allergy, that's the opposite of what you need happening, and silver does jack shit.

So, she takes this junk for several months, graduates and then moves to Tucson.  All issues faded away.  Tucson apparently cured her.

Sounds like she was seeing a naturopath. They are really pretty much entirely shit for anything but creating their bread and butter, which is chronically ill people.

[Salty]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, whut?

hxxps://www.groupon.com/deals/buy-planet-mars-1?utm_source=fac&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=US_DT_SOM_FAC_TIM_RCT_RS_CBP_CH1_NBR_x%2Afb23842526711800405

[Junkenstein]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, whut?

hxxps://www.groupon.com/deals/buy-planet-mars-1?utm_source=fac&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=US_DT_SOM_FAC_TIM_RCT_RS_CBP_CH1_NBR_x%2Afb23842526711800405

Novel gift for entertainment purposes only.

[Salty]

Ah. Still, what the hell, Groupon, that's just silly.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, whut?

hxxps://www.groupon.com/deals/buy-planet-mars-1?utm_source=fac&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=US_DT_SOM_FAC_TIM_RCT_RS_CBP_CH1_NBR_x%2Afb23842526711800405

Wouldn't someone have to own Mars, in order to sell land on Mars?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Heee!

http://deadstate.org/elderly-catholic-woman-has-mistakenly-been-praying-every-day-to-elrond-from-lord-of-the-rings/