Christmas Presents (pimp your crafts)

[BabylonHoruv]

A post in the Occupy thread made me realize something.

There are a fair amount of talented crafters on this board.  The only one I know how to buy things from is Nigel but I remember that Suu and some others also craft.

I figured this thread could be a place to advertize your wares, so we'd have some idea of Christmas possibilities.

It also ties in with the idea of localizing Christmas, although there will still be money transfers and such (unless folks use bitcoins)

Personally I offer tarot card readings, $1 or .25 bitcoins per card by e-mail or per minute by phone or voice chat.  I don't expect anyone to give them as gifts,  just kicking the thread off.  I'm more interested in getting ideas of what other people have to offer.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I will send rotten fucking mail to the recipient, cheap.

Seriously.  I'll wound their inner child. 

[The Wizard Joseph]

Dude, I read all that stuff about being tolerant of child abuse and It would seem that I have reason to get my hate on as well...

Plus you're giving both magicwiddaK & Bitcoin more tarnish than they need. 

you should be cautious here... I don't understand forum etiquette very well yet, but I'm sure I could get into some practice on this trolling thing.  I'm REALLY good at digging up info, and burying trash. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Plus you're giving both magicwiddaK & Bitcoin more tarnish than they need. 

Not possible.

I'm REALLY good at digging up info, and burying trash. 

You're adorable.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Plus you're giving both magicwiddaK & Bitcoin more tarnish than they need. 

Not possible.

I'm REALLY good at digging up info, and burying trash. 

You're adorable.

I try, in both senses Reverend.


So what of it Mystery Babbs?  How young is too young?  What modern sub-0cultures do you think it might be OK in?  Was this all overblown by the nasty, nasty folks here? Does baby Jesus mean anything to you I might get nasty for?  You like the Tarot... flip a card for yourself and tell me if it's swords.

I know it sounds like I'm biased, but you did sort of hang yourself...man.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Plus you're giving both magicwiddaK & Bitcoin more tarnish than they need. 

Not possible.

I'm REALLY good at digging up info, and burying trash. 

You're adorable.

I try, in both senses Reverend.


So what of it Mystery Babbs?  How young is too young?  What modern sub-0cultures do you think it might be OK in?  Was this all overblown by the nasty, nasty folks here? Does baby Jesus mean anything to you I might get nasty for?  You like the Tarot... flip a card for yourself and tell me if it's swords.

I know it sounds like I'm biased, but you did sort of hang yourself...man.

Um, he's not actually a pedo.  He's a snuff freak.  Yeah, I know, that's not much of an improvement.

[BabylonHoruv]

Dude, I read all that stuff about being tolerant of child abuse and It would seem that I have reason to get my hate on as well...

Plus you're giving both magicwiddaK & Bitcoin more tarnish than they need. 

you should be cautious here... I don't understand forum etiquette very well yet, but I'm sure I could get into some practice on this trolling thing.  I'm REALLY good at digging up info, and burying trash. 

Old news and not the point of the thread, kindly fuck off.

Roger, who has 10 times the reason you do to hate me, responded in the spirit of the thread.  It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

If you'd like to piss on me there's a plethora of threads to do so in, but taking me on wont get you credit as anything in particular, it's too easy.  Meanwhile this thread is here to help Discordian crafters like Nigel and Suu make some money and give the rest of us some ideas as to ways to spend our money on Christmas presents that we can be proud not only about giving but about buying as well.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dude, I read all that stuff about being tolerant of child abuse and It would seem that I have reason to get my hate on as well...

Plus you're giving both magicwiddaK & Bitcoin more tarnish than they need. 

you should be cautious here... I don't understand forum etiquette very well yet, but I'm sure I could get into some practice on this trolling thing.  I'm REALLY good at digging up info, and burying trash. 

Old news and not the point of the thread, kindly fuck off.

Roger, who has 10 times the reason you do to hate me, responded in the spirit of the thread.  It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

If you'd like to piss on me there's a plethora of threads to do so in, but taking me on wont get you credit as anything in particular, it's too easy.  Meanwhile this thread is here to help Discordian crafters like Nigel and Suu make some money and give the rest of us some ideas as to ways to spend our money on Christmas presents that we can be proud not only about giving but about buying as well.

I think TWJ is coming along nicely, and should flex his hate gland a bit more.

Don't ever speak for me or use me as an example, you fucking freak, especially after you shit on my thread today.  You fucking waste of DNA.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Dude, I read all that stuff about being tolerant of child abuse and It would seem that I have reason to get my hate on as well...

Plus you're giving both magicwiddaK & Bitcoin more tarnish than they need. 

you should be cautious here... I don't understand forum etiquette very well yet, but I'm sure I could get into some practice on this trolling thing.  I'm REALLY good at digging up info, and burying trash. 

Old news and not the point of the thread, kindly fuck off.

Roger, who has 10 times the reason you do to hate me, responded in the spirit of the thread.  It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

If you'd like to piss on me there's a plethora of threads to do so in, but taking me on wont get you credit as anything in particular, it's too easy.  Meanwhile this thread is here to help Discordian crafters like Nigel and Suu make some money and give the rest of us some ideas as to ways to spend our money on Christmas presents that we can be proud not only about giving but about buying as well.

Apparently not old enough...

What makes you think it's about the "credit"?  I like playing on easy.  Plus you seem to have this thing for watching folks die according to Rev. Roger.  Is this true?  Does the thought of J-Dawg getting poked with a spear while just trying to hang out , uh , you know... do it for you?

I don't really know you well enough to want to piss on you personally, but if it's about making friends.. eh.. I'm not feeling it right now.
I also find the name Horuv, Babylon kind of annoying.  For just LOTS AND LOTS of possible reasons.  Why did you choose it?  Do you get paid?.. 'cuz not a lot of people do, you know.

I think TWJ is coming along nicely, and should flex his hate gland a bit more.

I'm actually really good at this.. It's just that this whole forum thing is still uncomfortable.  I'm pretty tactile IRL.  And far less talkative.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Dude, I read all that stuff about being tolerant of child abuse and It would seem that I have reason to get my hate on as well...

Plus you're giving both magicwiddaK & Bitcoin more tarnish than they need. 

you should be cautious here... I don't understand forum etiquette very well yet, but I'm sure I could get into some practice on this trolling thing.  I'm REALLY good at digging up info, and burying trash. 

Old news and not the point of the thread, kindly fuck off.

Roger, who has 10 times the reason you do to hate me, responded in the spirit of the thread.  It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

If you'd like to piss on me there's a plethora of threads to do so in, but taking me on wont get you credit as anything in particular, it's too easy.  Meanwhile this thread is here to help Discordian crafters like Nigel and Suu make some money and give the rest of us some ideas as to ways to spend our money on Christmas presents that we can be proud not only about giving but about buying as well.

Apparently not old enough...

What makes you think it's about the "credit"?  I like playing on easy.  Plus you seem to have this thing for watching folks die according to Rev. Roger.  Is this true?  Does the thought of J-Dawg getting poked with a spear while just trying to hang out , uh , you know... do it for you?

I don't really know you well enough to want to piss on you personally, but if it's about making friends.. eh.. I'm not feeling it right now.
I also find the name Horuv, Babylon kind of annoying.  For just LOTS AND LOTS of possible reasons.  Why did you choose it?  Do you get paid?.. 'cuz not a lot of people do, you know.

I think TWJ is coming along nicely, and should flex his hate gland a bit more.

I'm actually really good at this.. It's just that this whole forum thing is still uncomfortable.  I'm pretty tactile IRL.  And far less talkative.

Watching folks die, no.  I'm not a voyeur.  I'm also not into necrophilia,  despite what you might gather from the nicknames corpsefucker and corpserapist.

I'm not going to go into what I am into because I've been asked by people I respect far more than you not to do so ever again on these forums.

As far as my name Horuv's meant to look like it could be an Eastern European last name.  It ties in with some personal mythology that I have with the country of Kazakhstan.  None of that background is particularly important or interesting to anyone but me.  Babylon is my name, the creativity there is my parents.  I just made myself a whore.

Questions?  You have questions for me?   

Answers are like pissing, satisfying.. but if you're doing it for someone other than yourself you really should be getting something out of it.

That one as free... you know, just a taste.

The on thin saving this thread for the momment is that I need to do things in the morning, not your silly diversion magicks.  Maybe i'll be over it by the time I come back.  If you make a duplicate thread I promise not to fuck with it.. I keep my promises .. mostly.  Ask Roger.

[Kurt Christ]

TWJ, kindly fuck off into threads that are already useless before you post. I'd like to actually have this thread serve its purpose.

[BabylonHoruv]

If Joseph's series of poops on me could be split into their own thread I'd really appreciate it.  Not that I don't deserve them, but I really think the purpose of this thread is a good one.

[six to the quixotic]

Eh, murderrapist doesn't deserve to have an un-fucked-up thread. That being said, he loves the attention.

[Placid Dingo]

Thread is made to try to help PDers sell their stuff and support each-other. Any chance we can leave the egos behind and actually do that?

[M. Nigel Salt]

Gonna point out that I at one time had a thread for pimping my shit, but at some point it dawned on me (yeah, I'm slow) that it was very searchable in a way that I was not at all comfortable with. I am not shy about telling you guys who I am, but I am a bit more shy about making it super-easy for interested parties to track me to my Nigel identity... not that it's a secret from those who know me, at all, just that I from time to time have had some stalker problems and I really value being able to speak candidly here.

So I pulled all my links from the other threads, and only openly post links to my identity in Open Bar. Just to keep it a little harder to find me here from Google. So while I appreciate the intent of this thread, I am operating under the "internet is forever" assumption, and am not going to post links to my webstores in an indexable thread that is not slated for regular deletion on a forum that comes up very prominently in Google.