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DWARF? PLANET
« on: November 21, 2011, 04:35:08 am »
I, for one, find the term "dwarf planet" sizeist, offensive and beneath the dignity of our Lady of Discord.

I propose the less pejorative term Petite Planet.

I had a better name for Her moon as well, but I can't think of the word offhand.

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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2011, 04:37:23 am »
What? FYI, we're not actually Discordians.

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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 06:23:28 am »
Oh jesus, we got another Discordian.

I know theres a disclaimer in the news bar (somewhere) that says we're not actually discordians, but maybe we need to make it clearer. Somewhere in big bold letters.
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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 06:35:42 am »
Sorry, posted that in the wrong forum.
What I meant to post was...
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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2011, 09:31:54 am »
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2011, 10:56:26 am »
Dimo did get on the topic of changing stellar categories on the grounds that theyre not consistent. It would have been in september or october. It was an interesting thread and not at all unnecessarily zany.
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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2011, 04:48:06 pm »
Oh jesus, we got another Discordian.

I know theres a disclaimer in the news bar (somewhere) that says we're not actually discordians, but maybe we need to make it clearer. Somewhere in big bold letters.

Yes, I think it says "We're actually about disco, but thanks for playing."  Or words to that effect.
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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2011, 05:20:15 pm »
What? FYI, we're not actually Discordians.
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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2011, 05:57:36 pm »
SON OF A BITCH!

THIS IS THREAD NUMBER 14 ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING HIPPIE CRAP.

SHUT

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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2011, 05:58:25 pm »
Fnored.

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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2011, 06:00:02 pm »
Fnored.

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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2011, 06:27:05 pm »
I, for one, find the term "dwarf planet" sizeist, offensive and beneath the dignity of our Lady of Discord.

I propose the less pejorative term Petite Planet.

I had a better name for Her moon as well, but I can't think of the word offhand.

Try the waitress, tip your tuna.

Seriously, you must think that EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET lives under a rock if you imagine that this is somehow a topic that hasn't been discussed to death here. Thanks for insulting everyone's intelligence by bringing up news that is ALMOST SIX YEARS OLD.

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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 05:45:02 am »
Yes it was evil of me but I just love hearing the monkeys howl.

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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 07:11:13 am »
Yes it was evil of me but I just love hearing the monkeys howl.

Thanks for playing everyone.

Oh look! We all did just what he expected us to do.

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Re: DWARF? PLANET
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 07:16:55 am »
Yes it was evil of me but I just love hearing the monkeys howl.

Thanks for playing everyone.

Oh look! We all did just what he expected us to do.

 :lulz:

You're a living trope!
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