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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2013, 02:25:03 am »
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It occurs to me that you youngins might never have actually seen the abomination known as "Gilligan's Island".

It was sort of like 1950 filmed in 1970, only the producers were all on bad crank and suffering from 4th stage syphilis.
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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2013, 02:27:26 am »
I remember seeing some special when I was younger when they finally left the island. I think it was 2-3 hour special. My wife watched a lot of the T.V. from the "good old days". I was more into "Amen", and "Mama's Family."
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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2013, 02:29:03 am »
I remember seeing some special when I was younger when they finally left the island. I think it was 2-3 hour special. My wife watched a lot of the T.V. from the "good old days". I was more into "Amen", and "Mama's Family."

The good old days of television make "Survivor" look like Goddamn Shakespeare.  Every TV producer from 1950-2000, except for Gene Roddenberry, should be shoved into traffic in their wheelchairs.  Bastards.

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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2013, 02:30:43 am »
I remember seeing some special when I was younger when they finally left the island. I think it was 2-3 hour special. My wife watched a lot of the T.V. from the "good old days". I was more into "Amen", and "Mama's Family."

The good old days of television make "Survivor" look like Goddamn Shakespeare.  Every TV producer from 1950-2000, except for Gene Roddenberry, should be shoved into traffic in their wheelchairs.  Bastards.



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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2013, 02:31:40 am »
Somehow I remember watching a lot of Gilligan's Island but am only 24. This is the kind of stuff they do on television in upside-down land. When we run out of hobbits and wizards, it's reruns from the 70s and curfew is imposed until the series is over.

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« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2013, 02:32:41 am »
Somehow I remember watching a lot of Gilligan's Island but am only 24. This is the kind of stuff they do on television in upside-down land. When we run out of hobbits and wizards, it's reruns from the 70s and curfew is imposed until the series is over.

Good old fashioned values!

I haven't seen any reruns of matlock, or night rider yet.
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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2013, 02:33:24 am »
I remember seeing some special when I was younger when they finally left the island. I think it was 2-3 hour special. My wife watched a lot of the T.V. from the "good old days". I was more into "Amen", and "Mama's Family."

The good old days of television make "Survivor" look like Goddamn Shakespeare.  Every TV producer from 1950-2000, except for Gene Roddenberry, should be shoved into traffic in their wheelchairs.  Bastards.

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And then you get these contemptuous fucks who are like "TV is such trash these days"

Um

Um

Um

I DARE them to go back and watch old TV. It was HORRIBLE.
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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2013, 02:35:35 am »
Somehow I remember watching a lot of Gilligan's Island but am only 24. This is the kind of stuff they do on television in upside-down land. When we run out of hobbits and wizards, it's reruns from the 70s and curfew is imposed until the series is over.

Good old fashioned values!

I haven't seen any reruns of matlock, or night rider yet.
We got reruns of both.

I remember Knight Rider because we missed our chance to get the shopping done before they boarded up the doors and started the broadcast. You'd be surprised how many common household objects are edible.

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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2013, 02:36:13 am »
I remember seeing some special when I was younger when they finally left the island. I think it was 2-3 hour special. My wife watched a lot of the T.V. from the "good old days". I was more into "Amen", and "Mama's Family."

The good old days of television make "Survivor" look like Goddamn Shakespeare.  Every TV producer from 1950-2000, except for Gene Roddenberry, should be shoved into traffic in their wheelchairs.  Bastards.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I KNOW

And then you get these contemptuous fucks who are like "TV is such trash these days"

Um

Um

Um

I DARE them to go back and watch old TV. It was HORRIBLE.

Nick at Night should be enshrined as a means by which to educate people on how bad the past was.

MASH.  Gilligan's Island.  Charles in Charge.  My Three Sons.  That fucking Green Acres.

And don't even get me started on Welcome Back Kotter.
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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2013, 02:37:25 am »
MASH was particularly bad.  Here's this Nurse Captain, Hoolihan, and she's trying to run a MILITARY HOSPITAL to deal with HORRIBLE WARTIME CASUALTIES.

And the heroes are all "NICE RACK, BIMBO!"

*laugh track*

Oh, and Hee Haw.   :argh!:
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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2013, 02:42:21 am »
I don't remember if I read the OP before, but wow am I glad I did now.
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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2013, 02:50:51 am »
MASH was particularly bad.  Here's this Nurse Captain, Hoolihan, and she's trying to run a MILITARY HOSPITAL to deal with HORRIBLE WARTIME CASUALTIES.

And the heroes are all "NICE RACK, BIMBO!"

*laugh track*

Oh, and Hee Haw.   :argh!:
And the rare occasion that she manages to chase a bit of wartime romance with Frank or someone else, manages to find someone who wants something more than to ogle and objectify her, the rest of the unit prank her and make the tent fall down to embarrass them, or set up an elaborate series of tricks such that they are both running all about the camp and always missing each other and the audience supports them. NOPE, TRY AGAIN LATER, BACK TO THE TRAUMATIC INJURIES AND DYING INNOCENCE OF SOLDIERCHILDREN.

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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2013, 12:19:07 pm »
I have no taste and i always liked MASH. But i am repeating myself.
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Re: Nine Years of Trying to Explain My Position, part II of V
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2013, 04:50:08 pm »
goddamn, Roger. Did you do all five of these?
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