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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2011, 12:25:45 am »
WANT.

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2011, 01:03:45 am »
I live with a photoshop wizard. He used his spear and magic tablet.
Spear and magic tablet?

like this:



except in his left hand, there's a wacom tablet

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2011, 01:07:40 am »
And you have to kind of sing it.

He-used-his-spear-and-magic TAAAAA-blet.

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2011, 01:30:59 am »
I live with a photoshop wizard. He used his spear and magic tablet.
Spear and magic tablet?
On second thought, I think Phox got it and was continuing the song.

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2011, 04:45:16 am »
IT IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2011, 04:57:51 am »
I live with a photoshop wizard. He used his spear and magic tablet.
Spear and magic tablet?
On second thought, I think Phox got it and was continuing the song.
That is correct.  :lol:


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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2011, 08:50:03 pm »


We've got a blog now

Check by on Tuesdays and Thursdays for another chapter from the Chao Te Ching

http://chaoteching.wordpress.com/

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2011, 08:56:37 pm »
Nice. Posted to G+, tweeted.
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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2011, 03:50:26 pm »
Just wanted to say that this was really fantastic.  I definitely want a print edition for my shelf, but it will have to wait until I'm no longer in the middle of nowhere (a.k.a. my father's house).

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2012, 06:32:53 pm »
So, I've started pimping this on my FB. Next thing I know, my MOM is commenting, "I'm glad to know I have an inner spag. Somewhere."

Which is WAY COOL.

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2012, 11:49:10 pm »
So, I've started pimping this on my FB. Next thing I know, my MOM is commenting, "I'm glad to know I have an inner spag. Somewhere."

Which is WAY COOL.

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(and of course, your mother carried around an inner spag for 9 months!)
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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2012, 08:33:40 am »
Fun Fact: 4 copies of the Chao Te Ching cost £23.12.

Shipping is £14.49 if you want a guarantee you'll get it. SUSPICIOUSLY avoiding any overt 5s.

Coincidence? You decide.
Truly, though our element is time,
We are not suited to the long perspectives
Open at each instant of our lives.
They link us to our losses: worse,
They show us what we have as it once was,
Blindingly undiminished, just as though
By acting differently, we could have kept it so.

-Reference Back, Phillip Larkin

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2012, 08:49:42 am »
Fun Fact: 4 copies of the Chao Te Ching cost £23.12.

Shipping is £14.49 if you want a guarantee you'll get it. SUSPICIOUSLY avoiding any overt 5s.

Coincidence? You decide.

2+3+1+2=8

1+4+4+9=9

Coincidence?

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2012, 08:51:30 am »
Fun Fact: 4 copies of the Chao Te Ching cost £23.12.

Shipping is £14.49 if you want a guarantee you'll get it. SUSPICIOUSLY avoiding any overt 5s.

Coincidence? You decide.

2+3+1+2=8

1+4+4+9=9

Coincidence?

You decide.
Truly, though our element is time,
We are not suited to the long perspectives
Open at each instant of our lives.
They link us to our losses: worse,
They show us what we have as it once was,
Blindingly undiminished, just as though
By acting differently, we could have kept it so.

-Reference Back, Phillip Larkin

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Re: Chao Te Ching - Print Edition!
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2012, 01:25:03 pm »
TELL ME WHAT TO DECIDE!
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