Author Topic: Recruitment (AKA: getting TGRR to shut the fuck up by amusing him w fresh meat)  (Read 3118 times)

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I want the moon to have babies and I want one of them so we can curl up in bed together and it can sing me songs to soothe me to sleep. Me and my baby moon.

I want a Mardi Gras ballgown made of the pelts of a thousand monkeys. Dyed purple. Floor length, of course: Costume de Reguer.

Laissez bon temps rouler!
I think that is more than acceptable, it's truly inspired. And the bib front is not only daringly controversial, but practical too!
 Of course, you would have to be naked underneath, but that's not too much to expect, is it?

Most people are naked underneath their clothes.

Except for Roger.

Some leather chaps don'tcome off.

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I want the moon to have babies and I want one of them so we can curl up in bed together and it can sing me songs to soothe me to sleep. Me and my baby moon.

I want a Mardi Gras ballgown made of the pelts of a thousand monkeys. Dyed purple. Floor length, of course: Costume de Reguer.

Laissez bon temps rouler!
I think that is more than acceptable, it's truly inspired. And the bib front is not only daringly controversial, but practical too!
 Of course, you would have to be naked underneath, but that's not too much to expect, is it?

Most people are naked underneath their clothes.

Except for Roger.

Why do we not have a Sasquatch/Yeti emote?

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Oh jesus. Really? I thought you were joking about the testicular pelt.

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Oh jesus. Really? I thought you were joking about the testicular pelt.

From the neck down, I have a permanent mohair suit.   :lulz:

And if I don't shave, my facial hair reaches my eye sockets, and my head turns into a paintbrush.

However, for religious reasons, I only shave my face, scalp, ears, and neck (the last due to public decency laws).

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« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2012, 01:54:26 pm »
OK, here's a start to my page of Discordian works; THANK YOU Cram for collecting the links in the first place.

I'll continue to expand (please let me know anything that should be added) and move it from a blog post to its own page.

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If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2012, 11:05:09 pm »
OK, here's a start to my page of Discordian works; THANK YOU Cram for collecting the links in the first place.

I'll continue to expand (please let me know anything that should be added) and move it from a blog post to its own page.

DIRECTORY OF PD CONTENT.

I've only just realised that whenever anyone says PD forums they mean placid dingo.
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OK, here's a start to my page of Discordian works; THANK YOU Cram for collecting the links in the first place.

I'll continue to expand (please let me know anything that should be added) and move it from a blog post to its own page.

DIRECTORY OF PD CONTENT.

I've only just realised that whenever anyone says PD forums they mean placid dingo.
I thought it meant "Plausibly Deniable"
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