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Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« on: January 04, 2012, 12:34:30 pm »
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http://exopolitics.blogs.com/exopolitics/2011/11/mars-visitors-basiago-and-stillings-confirm-barack-obama-traveled-to-mars-1.html

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Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA’s time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970’s, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama’s background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama’s participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.

Mars training class held for future Mars visitors

According to Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings, in Summer 1980 they attended a three-week factual seminar about Mars to prepare them for trips that were then later taken to Mars via teleportation. The course was taught by remote viewing pioneer Major Ed Dames, who was then serving as a scientific and technical intelligence officer for the U.S. Army.  It was held at The College of the Siskiyous, a small college near Mt. Shasta in California.

They state that ten teenagers were enrolled in the Mars training program.  In addition to Basiago and Stillings, two of the eight other teenagers in Major Dames’ class that they can identify today were Barack Obama, who was then using the name “Barry Soetoro,” and Regina Dugan, who Mr. Obama appointed the 19th director and first female director of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in 2009.

As many as seven parents of the ten students, all with ties to the CIA, audited the class. They included Raymond F. Basiago, an engineer for The Ralph M. Parsons Company who was the chief technical liaison between Parsons and the CIA on Tesla-based teleportation; Thomas Stillings, an operations analyst for the Lockheed Corporation who had served with the Office of Naval Intelligence; and Mr. Obama’s mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, who carried out assignments for the CIA in Kenya and Indonesia.

From 1981 to 1983, the young attendees then went on to teleport to Mars via a “jump room” located in a building occupied by Hughes Aircraft at 999 N. Sepulveda Boulevard in El Segundo, California, adjacent to the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).

Obama identified as having visited Mars at least twice

Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings have each issued public statements confirming that they both attended Mars training with Mr. Obama and later encountered him on Mars during separate visits.

On August 21, 2011, Mr. Basiago stated:  "Something highly significant has happened, and that is that two individuals from the same Mars training class in 1980 (Basiago and Stillings) have met and are comparing experiences and are able to corroborate not only that they were on the surface of Mars together but that before reaching Mars via jump room they were trained with a group of teenagers that included the current President of the United States (Obama) and director of DARPA (Dugan)."

Mr. Stillings’ statement, released at the same time, read:  "I can confirm that Andrew D. Basiago and Barack Obama (then using the name "Barry Soetoro") were in my Mars training course in Summer 1980 and that during the time period 1981 to 1983, I encountered Andy, Courtney M. Hunt of the CIA, and other Americans on the surface of Mars after reaching Mars via the "jump room" in El Segundo, California.”

In a statement made Sept 20, 2011, Mr. Basiago confirmed Mr. Obama’s co-participation in the 1980 Mars training class, stating:  “Barry Soetoro, a student at Occidental College, was in my Mars training class under Major Ed Dames at The College of the Siskiyous in Weed, California in 1980. That fact has been corroborated by one of my other classmates, Brett Stillings. Two years later, when he was taller, thinner, more mature, a better listener, using the name ‘Barack Obama,’ and attending a different college, Columbia University, we crossed paths again in Los Angeles and I didn't recognize him as the person that I had been trained with in the Mars program and encountered on the surface of Mars. In fact, doing so would have been virtually impossible in any case, because measures had been taken to block our later memories of Mars shortly after we completed our training in 1980.”

Mr. Basiago states that during one of his trips to Mars via “jump room” that took place from 1981 to 1983, he was sitting on a wall beneath an arching roof that covered one of the “jump room” facilities as he watched Mr. Obama walk back to the jump room from across the Martian terrain. When Mr. Obama walked past him and Mr. Basiago acknowledged him, Mr. Obama stated, with some sense of fatalism:  “Now we’re here!”

Mr. Stillings states that during one of his visits to Mars, he walked out of the “jump room” facility and encountered Mr. Obama standing beside the facility by himself staring vacantly into a ravine located adjacent to the facility.

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 02:10:42 pm »
 :lol: Holy shit, I need to read more exopolitics!

Also, need to find out what a "jump room" is...
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 02:14:22 pm »
The best possible universe is the one in which this article is 100% literally correct.

And I'm going to go forward living my life as if it IS.

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 02:17:02 pm »
I'm calling bollocks. When I worked on Project Pegasus, the Mars visitation program was in it's decline.

Also, the only chrononauts who weren't incinerated in machinery malfunctions were executed to keep what they saw confidential.

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 03:35:01 pm »
I'm calling bollocks. When I worked on Project Pegasus, the Mars visitation program was in it's decline.

Also, the only chrononauts who weren't incinerated in machinery malfunctions were executed to keep what they saw confidential.

And as a physicsist I can tell you that jump rooms dont work on black people.

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 03:44:38 pm »
Because of jive-ass quantums?

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 03:46:40 pm »
Because of jive-ass quantums?

And their opposition from Honktrinos yes.

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 04:59:29 pm »
I am so glad i wasnt at my desk when i read that.
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 05:49:28 pm »
Does that make Obama a Stranger in a Strange Land?

I think maybe he was born on Mars and that's why he had to cover up the birth certificate.
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 07:01:21 pm »
I'm calling bollocks. When I worked on Project Pegasus, the Mars visitation program was in it's decline.

Also, the only chrononauts who weren't incinerated in machinery malfunctions were executed to keep what they saw confidential.

And as a physicsist I can tell you that jump rooms dont work on black people.

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 pm »
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 07:25:31 pm »
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.

If they're locally Black, can you observe their location and vector at the same time?
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 07:57:23 pm »
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.

If they're locally Black, can you observe their location and vector at the same time?

No, it is impossible to know both, even at high altitudes.
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 08:05:18 pm »
And here I was, thinking those predator drones were malfunctioning...

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2012, 08:30:42 pm »
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.


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