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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2013, 06:56:18 pm »
Hmmm. Intriguing.
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2013, 11:26:12 pm »
Whoa, interesting!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2013, 12:11:43 pm »
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2013, 02:46:41 pm »
What implications that I'm not thinking of might this have?
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2013, 05:18:54 pm »
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2014, 03:02:33 am »
He didn't go to Marsm he came from Mars but got a forged birth certificate so it would look like he was born in the United States
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2014, 01:04:31 pm »
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2015, 02:44:18 pm »
...Where'd all the text in his (Cain's) posts go? Who removed it? It doesn't look like he did. I avoid necroposting, but this thread's a bit funky. Any insight?
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2015, 07:31:34 pm »

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2015, 07:34:09 pm »
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2015, 09:16:26 pm »
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2015, 03:09:15 am »
Anyone feeling like we've seen this before?

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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2015, 10:40:09 am »
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2015, 02:56:05 pm »
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Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2015, 02:59:46 pm »
Anyone feeling like we've seen this before?

Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.