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The Good Reverend Roger

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Re: Fifth World Problems
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2013, 06:23:22 pm »
My kid's out of diapers but the GPS is broken on my microchip so I totally won't be allowed to buy any until I get a new one inserted on Tuesday. :(

It's totally sweet that the family I clean for lets me have their dog's leftover filet mignon and I don't mean to sound ungrateful but I wish they'd refrigerate it if it's going to be sitting out more than an hour or two. :(

I didn't get the job at the bottling plant. Yeah, some things in my purchase history and internet browsing popped positive for lost time/excessive breaks risk and I just can't afford the $90 internship fee to prove my efficiency for three weeks. :(

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Re: Fifth World Problems
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2013, 07:54:48 am »
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