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I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« on: January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 am »
But really, I'm just too tired right now to be angry. So here's your chance.


What's your excuse?
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 04:13:24 am »
I've been too busy planning my escape.
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 06:33:17 am »
I had to work for 11 days straight.
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 06:34:32 am »
I haven't had enough coffee today.
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 06:42:14 am »
It wasn't me, it was Iason, that rat bastard.
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 06:45:29 am »
I've been drunk.
OH and working. Drunk.
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 06:49:46 am »
I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question?
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 06:56:13 am »
i am the dumbest bitch on the planet
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 12:07:20 pm »
I don't need any fucking excuses.
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 01:07:25 pm »
I'm extremely disappointed IN YOUR FACE!
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2012, 01:14:26 pm »
Because I make this look good. 
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2012, 01:24:43 pm »
Tabouleh.
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2012, 02:49:50 pm »
It's my diet man.

I know it's disappointing, and that quantity is no replacement for quality. However, you will be pleased to know that yesterday I ate a lot of Dunkin Donuts food, and finished the day off with two things of tomato soup with ghost pepper sauce thrown in. So there might be both quality and quantity today.

Hope that makes up for my output for the last couple of weeks.
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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2012, 03:10:11 pm »
Quote from: Cainad on January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 am
But really, I'm just too tired right now to be angry. So here's your chance.


What's your excuse?

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Re: I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2012, 04:39:18 pm »
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2012, 01:07:25 pm
I'm extremely disappointed IN YOUR FACE!

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