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We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« on: January 12, 2012, 03:08:17 pm »
Quote from: Großmeister RA-Punzel der Dunkelbunte

Dear brothers and sisters, holy and unholy, dear fucked ups and everyone else,

as Grandmaster of the discordian temple in Vienna I have recognized the 21. December of 2012 as try of the illuminates to bring us the Eschaton.
It is clear that 2021 = 20+1+2 = 23 is year of illumination and therefore there has to be an OM regardless of the nonsense I told you before.

For this reason the temple is gathering on the 23. of may in Vienna at the holy address Ruckergasse 50/23 to start the OM 2012 so we all can live happily eveter after this damn 21. of December. Or just to have fun. Or both.
Feel invited if you are around.

If you need more information please ask. Please ask. Please ask. There will be a colorful leaflet too when I am in the mood of making one. Maybe I will even translate our website some time > tempel.eris23.com


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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 03:54:44 pm »
Tempting.  Vienna is a cool city and all.

On the other hand, the world is due to end in Mexico, right?  To start with, anyway.  Presumably it spreads everywhere else after, or it will be a very disappointing apocalypse.  Anyway, Mexico certainly seems cheaper and warmer than Austria...
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 04:21:27 pm »
Ooohh, Vienna is a pretty cool place to be that time of the year. Also excellent/cheap beer and excellent/cheap food :D
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 05:13:58 pm »
That sounds fun!
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 02:01:10 am »
Is this someone we know? Or was this sent out to all Discordian networks?

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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 07:17:21 am »
Ruckergasse's a pretty nice address too, from what I can see.  Very central in Vienna.
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 04:37:28 pm »
Hey and we could go pay Weltburger a visit!
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2012, 05:16:55 pm »
Did you say Weltburger?

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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2012, 05:17:41 pm »
Did you say Weltburger?

I think he did in fact say Weltburger.
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2012, 05:22:25 pm »
:omg:
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2012, 07:24:02 pm »
Oh I would love to pay Weltburger a little visit  :evil:

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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2012, 10:20:54 pm »
At the very least we ought to find him, paint a swastika on his forehead and take a pic :lol:
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2012, 01:44:42 am »
At the very least we ought to find him, paint a swastika on his forehead and take a pic :lol:
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Re: We've been Invited to a party in Vienna: OM 2012
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2012, 05:46:24 pm »
That is the formula.

Hmmm.

Something is amiss.

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