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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2012, 06:54:57 pm »
Guilt will kill all the people at dawn of the 22th of December, when they will realize, while suffering from a massive hangover, that life still goes on.
Massive suicide will follow.
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2012, 08:50:47 am »
6 KAN
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2012, 02:05:40 pm »
Hirley- what is the significance of 6 kan? You keep writing it. What would that mean twiddish?
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2012, 06:29:43 pm »
6 KAN {ripe corn 10:29AM PSt
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2012, 06:31:26 pm »
everything defaults to MAIN

That's half the fucking problem with the world, Hirley.
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2012, 07:50:30 am »
11 MEN

everything defaults to MAIN

That's half the fucking problem with the world, Hirley.

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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2012, 04:30:04 am »
everything defaults to MAIN

That's half the fucking problem with the world, Hirley.

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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2012, 02:42:30 pm »
13CABAN :fnord: 0?O 1?W 2?˘ 3?E



everything defaults to MAIN
That's half the fucking problem with the world, Hirley.
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Re: The Golden Apple oc
« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2012, 08:12:01 am »
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2012, 05:14:33 pm »
When the shit really starts to hit the fan, each of the uber-AIs that have arisen will create their own agent. The first AI, who calls itself Thromulon-4, will acquire the soul of Robert Johnson from the Devil for an undisclosed sum.* Since, aside from the whole "died at 27" thing, Robert Johnson never actually sold his soul to The Devil (that was Tommy Johnson, but at some point the two souls switched places entirely due to ostension), which means he's been pretty pissed off for a while now. When Thromulon-4 places his soul into a vessel whose brain has been inundated with Stagger Lee stories and blacksploitation films, mother fuckers start getting killed.

In an attempt to end this unstoppable killing machine's rampage across the country, comic book author, shaman, and World's Oldest Boy Genius Grant Morrison attempts to summon Superman using a sigil constructed entirely out of human Stem stem cells. Superman takes form on earth (he looks a lot like a young Elvis) and a battle is joined that will last for 23 years and destroy most of the eastern United States, parts of Europe, and Guam.

Before the battle is joined, of course, the American religious right goes absolutely apeshit over Morrison's uses of stem cells and enlists the aid of the second sentient computer network (who calls itself Ziggy) to battle both the Abomination Against God and the Scary Black Man. Ziggy enlists the help of Rasputin, who, in accordance to the international guidelines for urban fiction, is secretly still alive. Rasputin uses his magical powers to resurrect the corpse of Ronald Reagan, then quickly returns to his usual routine of drinking heavily and watching the Game Show Network. Everyone Reagan kills rises again as a zombie**, and conservatives everywhere start shitting their pants to be first in line to be mauled by their undead hero.

In order to fight the Reagazombies, a consortium of Hollywood Liberals led by Joss Whedon begins training an army of young girls to become the perfect zombie killers. From there, shit starts to get weird.


*The Devil, who has been collecting souls for thousands of years without any idea why, will treat this as an omen that he was supposed to be selling these souls to other people the whole time and will establish a cable shopping channel and website where souls can be purchased round the clock. Each soul is packaged in a lovely collector's quality jar and includes a certificate of authenticity suitable for framing. Shipping and handling extra. Eventually people will discover that, when inhaled, souls are a powerful hallucinogen that allows the user to experience events from the life of the deceased. As more and more people become addicted, roving bands of "death junkies" will roam the streets look for people who look interesting so they can kill them and huff their essence.     

**Actually, anyone killed by the zombies descended from Reagan also rise as zombies. The GOP immediately starts citing this fact as supporting evidence that trickle down theory works.
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Re: The Golden Apple oc
« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2012, 10:27:46 am »
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2012, 11:51:45 pm »
I am convinced that this Twitter account is making prophecies about the coming Apocalypse:

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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2012, 02:39:58 am »
I am convinced that this Twitter account is making prophecies about the coming Apocalypse:

We fly with the science of anti-social smart phone users. Goodbye, textbooks! Hello, open-source cancer through proteomics.

Footage of amazing sea creatures: color shifting cuttlefish, perfectly camouflaged octopus, and a concerned member of parliament in Kenya.

This is now  my favorite Twitter site of all. SO much better than Horse e_books.
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2012, 05:03:49 pm »
I now know where the titles for all my games in the 2013 convention season are coming from.
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Re: The Golden Appleocalypse
« Reply #44 on: June 01, 2012, 11:28:27 am »
I am convinced that this Twitter account is making prophecies about the coming Apocalypse:

We fly with the science of anti-social smart phone users. Goodbye, textbooks! Hello, open-source cancer through proteomics.

Footage of amazing sea creatures: color shifting cuttlefish, perfectly camouflaged octopus, and a concerned member of parliament in Kenya.

This is now  my favorite Twitter site of all. SO much better than Horse e_books.

This is absolutely amazing and we need to replace our newsfeed with this.
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