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Perfect home made hash browns
« on: January 17, 2012, 10:03:11 pm »
You will need:

A Potato.
Salt
pepper
Cooking oil
Cheese grater


Peel and grate your potato into a container of cold water. Drain, rinse and cover with water again. Repeat until the water drains clear. This washes the starch from the potatoes and keeps them from turning grey and gluey. Finally, squeeze the water from the shredded potato as best you can using a clean towel or paper towels. I used a potato ricer, but I'm sure most of you won't have one.

Heat a pan (preferably non-stick) over high heat. Add enough cooking oil to cover the bottom of the pan and wait until super hot, just before smoking. Add your potatoes in a thin layer and cook on one side until brown and crispy. Using a spatula turn over the potatos and cook the other side until done. Don't forget to season liberally with salt and pepper. Top with a few sunny side eggs and enjoy.
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 10:09:36 pm »
I used a potato ricer, but I'm sure most of you won't have one.

Just a quick note...The correct syntax for that would be:

I used a potato ricer (Yuo cannot afford)
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 10:14:38 pm »
I used a potato ricer, but I'm sure most of you won't have one.

Just a quick note...The correct syntax for that would be:

I used a potato ricer (Yuo cannot afford)

You said it, not me. Sorry to hear about your tough times though.
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Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
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And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
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And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 10:19:50 pm »
I have a potato ricer and putting a raw potato thru it is a fucking pain in the ass!


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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 10:46:54 pm »
I used a potato ricer, but I'm sure most of you won't have one.

Just a quick note...The correct syntax for that would be:

I used a potato ricer (Yuo cannot afford)

You said it, not me. Sorry to hear about your tough times though.

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You really are a classic aspie, aren't you?

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 11:08:36 pm »
I have a potato ricer and putting a raw potato thru it is a fucking pain in the ass!

Yea, but its the only way to make nyoki  :cry:
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Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 12:12:43 am »
is that anything like gnocchi?

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I mean, not that anyone who cooks for a living should know that or anything. Or that when cooking homemade hasbrowns the pan HAS to be non-stick.

Keep trying, little man.
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2012, 12:25:31 am »
is that anything like gnocchi?

:lulz:

I mean, not that anyone who cooks for a living should know that or anything. Or that when cooking homemade hasbrowns the pan HAS to be non-stick.

Keep trying, little man.

LOL, as usual with you, I don't even have to try. Keep dancing for me clown.
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2012, 12:36:00 am »
I prefer a well seasoned cast iron skillet for most of my stove top needs. They way I figure, any bits of the iron get into my food it's not as bad as bits of weird chemicals that make up the non-stick, but I could be totally wrong.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 12:39:45 am »
I prefer a well seasoned cast iron skillet for most of my stove top needs. They way I figure, any bits of the iron get into my food it's not as bad as bits of weird chemicals that make up the non-stick, but I could be totally wrong.

Maybe you didn't read the post above you, "when cooking hash browns the pan HAS to be non stick."

You see, hash browns were first invented by the makers of Teflon. The recipe first appeared on the sides of the boxes of pans with Teflon coating.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2012, 12:43:05 am by DECI4 »
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Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 12:41:39 am »
I prefer a well seasoned cast iron skillet for most of my stove top needs. They way I figure, any bits of the iron get into my food it's not as bad as bits of weird chemicals that make up the non-stick, but I could be totally wrong.

Maybe you didn't read the post above you, "when cooking hash browns the pan HAS to be non stick."

And yet I have an issue.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2012, 12:49:02 am »
DECI4, you're an even bigger idiot than I though.

Are you trying to say that teflon is the only non-stick cooking surface available?

Because a properly seasoned cast iron pan IS non-stick. And Calphalon fucking rocks.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2012, 12:57:21 am »
DECI4, you're an even bigger idiot than I though.

Are you trying to say that teflon is the only non-stick cooking surface available?

Because a properly seasoned cast iron pan IS non-stick. And Calphalon fucking rocks.

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Context little buddy. Context. Not that you care.
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2012, 01:03:30 am »
OK, in what context is teflon the only kind of non-stick cooking surface?

Aside from the context where you're a third-rate troll trying to pretend he knows about cooking, that is.


(Please be a troll. The thought that you're a real person who is actually like this is just depressing.)
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2012, 01:05:12 am »
OK, in what context is teflon the only kind of non-stick cooking surface?

Aside from the context where you're a third-rate troll trying to pretend he knows about cooking, that is.


(Please be a troll. The thought that you're a real person who is actually like this is just depressing.)

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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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