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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2012, 01:48:29 am »
I have a potato ricer and putting a raw potato thru it is a fucking pain in the ass!

Yea, but its the only way to make nyoki  :cry:

Another way of doing it is to bake your potatoes, chill them (when they're hot the flesh tends to be too soft and sticky, and of course can burn you), then shred them on a cheese grater.
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2012, 03:01:53 am »
Lard or GTFO, chick who can't spell gnocchi and thinks nonstick = teflon.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2012, 04:14:29 am »
Lard or GTFO, chick who can't spell gnocchi and thinks nonstick = teflon.

I gave you more credit  than fuckyouoneeye.


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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2012, 04:36:39 am »
I thought non-stick = teflon. I can't get the cast iron to stop eating half my food. :(

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2012, 04:42:27 am »
I thought non-stick = teflon. I can't get the cast iron to stop eating half my food. :(

needs seasoning.

I bet ECH or Nigel or someone better at it will explain better, but basically you heat the skillet up and pour oil/fat on it and coat the inside. You get a nonstick layer of oil on the pan.


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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2012, 04:44:09 am »
Yeah...I fucked that up.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2012, 04:45:36 am »
Yeah...I fucked that up.
http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/cooking-tips-techniques/preparation/cleaning-seasoning-cast-iron-skillet-10000001178519/index.html
Stick it in the oven for a good long time, be prepared for smoke.

Again, I am not a pro and probably do a lot of things wrong.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2012, 04:49:54 am »
No, I mean, I still manage to get the food to stick, even when it's seasoned.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2012, 04:51:40 am »
No, I mean, I still manage to get the food to stick, even when it's seasoned.

I don't know then. Use more oil?

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2012, 04:58:55 am »
Teflon was invented for my kind.

I can nuke a meeeean bag of popcorn though.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2012, 05:02:39 am »
You will need:

A Potato.
Salt
pepper
Cooking oil
Cheese grater

Then you're all "yo, get your pan and spatula".
What the everfucking shit, dude? If you're going to list 'cheese grater', be a little more consistent with your listing scheme and include the other tools as well. I don't believe that you even made this.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2012, 06:52:51 am »
Lard or GTFO, chick who can't spell gnocchi and thinks nonstick = teflon.

I gave you more credit  than fuckyouoneeye.


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Why? He's a professional chef and I'm a college student who makes a living selling beads.

I also used to sell high-end and professional kitchenware for a living, and know that while "nonstick" means "Teflon™" to consumers, it means something entirely different to professional chefs, because Teflon coating is completely impractical in a production setting.

Also I can spell gnocchi, if not cook them.
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2012, 07:13:48 am »
Lard or GTFO, chick who can't spell gnocchi and thinks nonstick = teflon.

I gave you more credit  than fuckyouoneeye.


*shakes head sadly*

Why? He's a professional chef and I'm a college student who makes a living selling beads.

I also used to sell high-end and professional kitchenware for a living, and know that while "nonstick" means "Teflon™" to consumers, it means something entirely different to professional chefs, because Teflon coating is completely impractical in a production setting.

Also I can spell gnocchi, if not cook them.


LOL wow. I respond to someone pretending they are supposed to push raw potato through a ricer by using the most blatant phonetic misspelling of gnocchi a child could imagine and you guys are giggling to each other when even the most obvious and lame jokes go right over your head? Boy you guys sure showed me!  :lol:

Pro tip: If you were working in any kitchen and asked someone to hand you a "non-stick pan" which you wouldn't, you would ask for an egg pan or a large egg pan, they would not hand you a cast iron skillet. As for "production settings" any place that serves breakfast uses "non stick pans", not cast iron. You would use cast iron for frittatas and that is about it. In fact speaking of nyoki, we used to use egg pans to pan fry them in brown butter.

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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2012, 07:14:44 am »
You will need:

A Potato.
Salt
pepper
Cooking oil
Cheese grater



Then you're all "yo, get your pan and spatula".
What the everfucking shit, dude? If you're going to list 'cheese grater', be a little more consistent with your listing scheme and include the other tools as well. I don't believe that you even made this.

I see what you did there. :thumbsupemoticon:
« Last Edit: January 18, 2012, 07:40:08 am by DECI4 »
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2012, 07:31:50 am »
I seriously want to know where the fuck this cockstain works so I can be sure to never eat there.