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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #75 on: January 20, 2012, 04:09:18 pm »
Top that with a couple of eggs over easy and it's a pretty unbeatable hangover cure.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #76 on: January 20, 2012, 05:05:16 pm »
I hate you fuckos that can eat with a hangover.  When I'm hung over I can't even keep fluids down, which means I don't get better for like the entire day.
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2012, 05:08:48 pm »
I hate you fuckos that can eat with a hangover.  When I'm hung over I can't even keep fluids down, which means I don't get better for like the entire day.

Which means you did not follow the three to one rule of drinking in which you drink a glass or bottle of water or gatorade for every three drinks so you do not become dehydrated and can then eat.  Also, right before you go to bed, drink as much gatorade as you can stomache and take a couple of advil. 

Then when you wake up with a raging hangover you will also be starving!!! :lulz:

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #78 on: January 20, 2012, 05:50:43 pm »
Just remember to NEVER take tylenol or any other form or acetaminophen after a night of drinking, or even first thing the next morning. Your liver will thank you.
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2012, 06:22:07 pm »
water before bed is a much superior idea.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2012, 02:18:38 am »
Sekrit chef techniques.

You think that's impressive, though?  You should see what Alty can do without yams.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2012, 09:37:48 am »
The human liver is probably the most resilient of all the organs. Drug cocktails that would seem extravagant to Hunter S Thompson pass through your system with little to no noticeable damage.

Why just the other night some friends and I polished off two half gallons of cheap vodka, a case of cheap beer and then we threw my drug stash (two speed bombs disguised as blue dolphins and a half gram of MXE into a mortar and pestle and railed that shit like it was pure columbian flake.) I awoke to find a couple of my freinds coming back from a late night sledding  excursion and vomit in my hair. The love seat will never smell the same. T
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2012, 02:26:18 pm »
You're totally correct. You should probably swallow a handful of tylenol with every cocktail.
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2012, 04:10:31 pm »
It all makes sense now.
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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2012, 05:56:07 pm »
You're totally correct. You should probably swallow a handful of tylenol with every cocktail.

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Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2012, 03:10:10 pm »
You're totally correct. You should probably swallow a handful of tylenol with every cocktail.

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I would suggest the extra strength tylenol for good measure.