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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2012, 06:40:19 pm »
These are inspiring and awesome.

^also this^

The mirror's one of my favourite Invisibles quotes, and your Fanon page is excellent.  Both getting used this week for postering as is.  Thankee  :)
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2012, 09:12:00 pm »
Toxicity, from the BiP
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1086/toxicity.jpg

This is probably LHX's work, right? Because, and this may be heresy, but I really think it could do with some capitalization and periods at the end of the sentences :)

I know it's LHXs style, but when it starts about "learning", it's kind of ironic to have the sentences all lowercase like that.

If you leave it, I'd at least add some spacing between the paragraphs cause it's just a bunch of letters from what it looks like at first, now.

Also, break the line at "by-products" so it doesn't go through the tree.

I'm just saying, because it's REALLY AWESOME and I'd love to print it out with those improvements :)
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2012, 10:04:50 pm »
Toxicity, from the BiP
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1086/toxicity.jpg

This is probably LHX's work, right? Because, and this may be heresy, but I really think it could do with some capitalization and periods at the end of the sentences :)

I know it's LHXs style, but when it starts about "learning", it's kind of ironic to have the sentences all lowercase like that.

If you leave it, I'd at least add some spacing between the paragraphs cause it's just a bunch of letters from what it looks like at first, now.

Also, break the line at "by-products" so it doesn't go through the tree.

I'm just saying, because it's REALLY AWESOME and I'd love to print it out with those improvements :)
That font has no upper case or punctuation, if it's a real issue I can look for another font to use for that, or maybe use the gasmask font from the title for the first letters, but personally I'm happy where it is. That line break definitely needs to be fixed, though.
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2012, 10:10:49 pm »
Stupid font!! :argh!:

No it's a great font in fact :) Maybe you can only use the heading font for the capitals? (and punctuation, though check if that doesnt look odd).
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2012, 03:38:15 am »
I got depressed making these for things earlier, so have some happy shiny ones:
From the discordian quotes site, dunno where they got it from:
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1731/wordsn.jpg
Yes, it's a quote from the muppet movie. Deal with it:
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9146/keepbelieving.jpg
Full page, because I can. Parable of the Bull from Intermittens:
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/1285/sacredbull.jpg
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2012, 03:54:38 am »
Hey, Gogira. Just wanted to say I think it's really awesome what yr doing with these essays/rants. They look great.
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2012, 05:42:01 am »
Ditto that. This is great stuff.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2012, 02:25:20 pm »
I'm just glad people like them.

If anyone's got requests, I'm sure I've missed a lot of the good stuff.
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2012, 03:37:46 pm »
http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/2840/strengths.jpg

Yeah, actually wrote one for a change.
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2012, 05:31:40 pm »
hah! I love the subtle biohazard sign behind the flowers and butterflies

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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2012, 05:53:44 pm »
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1516/whatisagod.jpg
again, can't blame anyone but me for the text. The cabbage I got off google, I'll have to tineye it to figure out where credit is due.

And now, some full pages!
Psycho-metaphysics from PD, image from some pastafarian
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6936/psychometaphysics.jpg
Parable of the Gong from BiP, someone's K grenade
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4984/parableofthegong.jpg
Book of the Chao, image from the Chao de Ching
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/5269/bookofthechao.jpg
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2012, 06:39:11 pm »
But wait!

Some random Tesla stuff.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/304/teslapage.jpg
Guerrilla surrealism, from someone's book that I can't remember right now (if this is supposed to have attribution, plz let me know and I'll fix it)
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1328/guerrillasurrealism.jpg
Can You Feel It Coming? from the BiP
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3509/canyoufeelit.jpg

The extra bit on the last one? I was asking google for help rhyming things, and that's what it told me. I'm kinda terrified.
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2012, 09:44:39 pm »
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Re: Half-page images
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2012, 09:59:37 pm »
http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/2840/strengths.jpg

Yeah, actually wrote one for a change.

I loved this!
Yay! Writing things is a lot more nerve wracking than making other people's words look nice.
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2012, 10:45:06 pm »
Get onto me when you have a chance to put all these in one place (flickr gallery, pdf etc) so I can add them to my discordian works collection page.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.